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Sense of serenity overwhelms Changi Prison as Serina Wee converts all inmates

Sense of serenity overwhelms Changi Prison as Serina Wee converts all inmates

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They all one with the Universe now.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are in Changi Prison because Singapore obviously still has a blame culture, are feeling at bliss and at ease with themselves, the system and the Universe.

This after an overwhelming sense of serenity fell on Changi Prison as Serina Wee has converted all the inmates within two days of being imprisoned.

One Singaporean inmate, Zuo Huai Shi, said: “I am now one with the Universe and The Goddess Of Nectar And All Things Divine.”

“I denounce my previous life as a sinner and a menace to society.”

“Take me as I am.”

Other locals outside of prison said the transformative power of Serina Wee cannot be underestimated.

One local, Tan Pee Nee, who is staying in the east side of Singapore around Simei, said: “No wonder this morning when I woke up I felt so relaxed and blessed.”

“It’s like I turned over a new leaf just because Simei is in the vicinity of Changi.”

At press time, Tampines, Simei and East Coast residents all feel they belong to a higher power and are one too.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Majority of S’porean men will be visited by Serina Wee in their dreams tonight

Majority of S’porean men will be visited by Serina Wee in their dreams tonight

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She will tell them not to be afraid, everything is going to be alright.

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Thousands upon thousands of Singaporean men, who have been through a lot ever since they heard that Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, is going to jail, will wake up tomorrow morning with a silly smile on their faces.

This after a majority of Singaporean men — both gay and straight — will see Serina Wee appear in their dreams with a message of hope and peace.

One local, Zuo Mong, said: “At that moment Serina Wee appears, there will be nothing but serenity.”

“She will reach out to me but just as I am about to hold her in my embrace, she will say she has to go, as she has another man’s dream to enter.”

“I will be overwhelmed with love and a sense of tranquility I haven’t felt since I first saw her picture in the newspapers in 2013.”

Other locals said this dream will be a sign that more can be done in Serina Wee’s name.

Another Singaporean man, Wo Ai Ni, said: “She is the religion Singapore deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”

“So we’ll worship. Because she can take it. Because she’s not our heroine. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A goddess of nectar and all things divine.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans maintain Serina Wee’s innocence

S’poreans maintain Serina Wee’s innocence

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They tried looking but just cannot find the blame.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who believe it is right to stand up for people they love, have come out to maintain Serina Wee’s innocence.

This after Singaporeans looked into their hearts and could not find fault with Serina Wee despite her conviction in court and jail sentence imposed on her.

One Singaporean, Wu Gu, said: “I cannot find it in myself to blame her. I’ve thought about it for years but I still cannot come up with a reason why she is even wrong.”

“I’ve also spoken with my friends and relatives and we all think that if there is someone who is wrong, it is Sun Ho.”

Other locals said their inability to see Serina Wee’s fault works two ways.

Another local, Mei You Chuo, said: “This is the same as our ability to see Sun Ho is wrong.”

“And it is not even personal bias. We just know Sun Ho is the one to blame.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans excited to see Serina Wee again as City Harvest case referred to appeal court

S’poreans excited to see Serina Wee again as City Harvest case referred to appeal court

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They thought it was the last they saw of her.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know a goddess when they see one, are clapping their hands and feeling excited as they thank the Attorney-General’s Chambers.

This after the prosecution in the City Harvest Church case has filed a “criminal reference” to the Court of Appeal to ask why the jail terms of all six church leaders were cut, which means Serina Wee might be in public again.

One Singaporean, Jin Hua Hee, said: “We thought this case was finally over and it was the last we saw of Serina Wee, but I guess not.”

“There will always be the next miracle as long as we hope and pray.”

Other locals said this must surely be a sign.

Another local, Tian You Lee, said: “Some times you think it is over and you lose hope, but it’s not over.”

“It’s not over until Serina Wee sings.”

“This shows there is a god.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’pore prisoners request extending jail terms just to meet Serina Wee

S’pore prisoners request extending jail terms just to meet Serina Wee

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They no longer want to leave.

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Thousands of prisoners from all walks of life currently locked up in jail in Singapore, have handwritten and submitted appeals asking to extend their prison terms.

This after they learnt that Serina Wee, The Goddess Of Nectar And All Things Divine, will be going to jail soon and those inmates already serving time do not wish to leave and miss the opportunity to meet her.

One inmate, Orh Tao Png, said: “I am a prisoner who deserves to serve my full sentence instead of being released early.”

“Getting to be in the same facility as Serina Wee beats being free to roam in polite society again.”

“In fact, nothing beats being in the same place as Serina Wee.”

Other prisoners said Serina Wee’s presence might be an issue.

Another prisoner, Koon Tor Kah, said: “One moment us prisoners are locked up here thinking about our mistakes, rehabilitating and atoning, the next moment it suddenly feels like whatever wrong we did was justified and fated because Serina Wee shows up.”

“And then next time before we know it, all the guards here all want to work overtime.”

“And then those families who never bothered to visit their kin in jail also start showing up.”

“This is domino effect.”

“Praise be unto thee.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Everything would have been avoided had Serina Wee fronted project as lead singer

Everything would have been avoided had Serina Wee fronted project as lead singer

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She shouldn’t have sung backup for Sun Ho.

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Singaporean men from all walks of life let out a collective sigh of regret when they read that Serina Wee was the backup singer for Sun Ho previously.

All the Singaporean men agreed that City Harvest Church could have avoided all its legal problems only if they had bet on the right horse, which is Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar And All Things Divine.

One Singaporean man, Xing Ye Shu, said: “City Harvest wouldn’t have to spend so much money promoting Serina Wee if she was the lead singer. She just needs to show up and everyone within her vicinity will be slain by the spirit.”

“And she don’t even need to be in various states of undress in music videos to attract attention. She can just be herself and everybody would be high.”

The implications of Serina Wee’s prowess is also believed to be world-altering.

Another local, Hen Ai Ni, said the success of the Crossover Project would have been overwhelming had Serina Wee recorded the albums instead: “If Serina Wee sing songs and make album, we’d all be converted by now, the blind can see and the deaf can hear.”

“But too bad it was Sun Ho who sing. No wonder all went to court instead.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans file appeal for Sun Ho to take Serina Wee’s place in jail

S’poreans file appeal for Sun Ho to take Serina Wee’s place in jail

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They deem Sun Ho’s lack of punishment as manifestly inadequate.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who can recognise right from wrong easily without difficulty, have filed an appeal on behalf of Serina Wee.

This after Serina Wee and five other convicted leaders of City Harvest Church are going to jail.

The appeal the millions of Singaporeans collectively filed together on behalf of Serina Wee, proposed that Sun Ho replaced The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine in prison instead, where she was sentenced to 3 years 6 months’ imprisonment.

One Singaporean, Qing Chu, who can see things clearly, said: “For Sun Ho to get away scot-free is manifestly inadequate.”

“Serina Wee wouldn’t have to go to prison if Sun Ho did not have pop idol fantasies in the first place.”

Other Singaporeans said an appeal for Sun Ho to go to prison will serve as a deterrent sentence.

Another Singaporean, Qu Zuo Lao, said: “As Sun Ho has now been appointed as City Harvest Church’s new leader moving forward, a prison sentence will be the only way to deter her from leading.”

“And everybody knows and agrees that if Serina Wee was the one who fronted the Crossover Project, everyone on Earth would have converted already.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Thousands of S’poreans queue at Changi Prison even before Serina Wee goes in

Thousands of S’poreans queue at Changi Prison even before Serina Wee goes in

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They want to be the first visitors to be granted visiting rights.

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Thousands of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who believed in the criminal justice system, have taken leave en masse and are camping at Changi Prison overnight.

This after it was revealed that Serina Wee, Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, is going to jail for 3 years 6 months.

The earliest she will go in is two weeks from now, after the six current and former City Harvest Church leaders have completed their appeals.

One of the people who is queuing up, Pai Dui, said: “I just want to be the first one to visit her if she gets sentenced to prison.”

“I just want to reassure her she is going to be alright, because thousands of us are supporting her.”

“We will continue supporting her no matter how long it takes.”

At press time, no one is queuing up to be the first to visit Kong Hee.

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans urged not to commit crime just to go to same jail as Serina Wee

S’poreans urged not to commit crime just to go to same jail as Serina Wee

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They will each take turns to go to jail to complete her sentence.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who sometimes let their baser instincts get the better of them, have been advised by the authorities not to do anything foolish.

This after it was discovered that the general sentiment of the population-at-large is that it is okay to commit a crime just to be caught, charged and imprisoned, so as to be held within the same premises as Serina Wee, the Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, who will be heading to jail soon.

A state authority, Qu Zuo Lao, said Singaporeans are reminded not to put their future at stake: “We know it is tempting to do something unlawful just to go to prison and feel good knowing you are in the vicinity of Serina Wee, I have to go stab somebody now.”

“I mean, you have to think twice and check yourself and not go about violating the law, excuse me, while I go start a riot.”

“Wait, I mean, if you really have to commit a crime, do it for its own merit and not because it gives you comfort knowing you are within a 1km radius of Serina Wee.”

“I need to go steal something. I mean, be right back.”

At press time, the state has also put to rest all rumours that there is a possibility of organising inter-gender cell group meetings in prison.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Thousands of S’porean men volunteer as tribute to go to jail on behalf of Serina Wee

Thousands of S’porean men volunteer as tribute to go to jail on behalf of Serina Wee

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They will each take turns to go to jail to complete her sentence.

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Thousands upon thousands of Singaporean men from all walks of life, who believe in Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, have volunteered themselves as tribute.

This after Serina Wee was sentenced to 3 years 6 months’ jail after her appeal as the other City Harvest Church leaders will be going to jail as well.

However, one Singaporean man, Qu Zuo Lao, said: “Let me atone for her sins on her behalf.”

“This is the cross I bear that she gave to me.”

Other Singaporean men said going to prison on Serina Wee’s behalf is an honour.

Hen Ai Ni, another local, said: “I must be quick to forgive her of all her sins.”

“This is the true meaning of love, acceptance and forgiveness, which she taught me and my fellow men.”

“If Serina Wee fronted the Crossover Project, I would have converted by now.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Millions of S’poreans put Serina Wee overlay on Facebook profile photo

Millions of S’poreans put Serina Wee overlay on Facebook profile photo

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They stand in solidarity with the Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine.

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Millions of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to take a stand on things online, have changed their Facebook profile photo by putting up an overlay of Serina Wee on their display picture.

This after the Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine was sentenced to 2 years 6 months’ jail following an appeal.

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One Singaporean man, Wo Ai Ni, said putting up the Serina Wee overlay on his display picture is only the first step: “I have volunteered myself as tribute to take over Serina Wee’s jail sentence.”

“I will go to prison for as long as I can take it in there.”

“Which is probably about three days.”

“Therefore, Singaporeans can take turns to go to prison on her behalf and atone for her sins.”

At press time, no one has stepped forward as tribute on Kong Hee’s behalf.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Day of national mourning declared after Serina Wee confirmed going to jail

Day of national mourning declared after Serina Wee confirmed going to jail

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Let’s observe a few moments of silence.

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Singaporean men from all walks of life, who believed in the criminal justice system, have fallen onto their knees, put their faces into their hands and wept openly in the streets.

This after Serina Wee is going to jail for 2 years 6 months, after she and the other five current and former City Harvest Church leaders appealed their sentences.

One Singaporean man, Bu Gong Ping, said: “There is no more justice in this world. She is The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine. She does not deserve this.”

“But I believe she will still look stunning in prison wear.”

Other Singaporeans said this verdict has brought out a pain in them they have not felt since National Service.

Another local, Xing Hen Tong, said: “This is more painful than IPPT.”

“Why can’t Sun Ho go to prison instead?”

“Whyyyyyy…”

“The only thing she ever stole was my heart.”

“Along with thousands of other hearts, I suppose.”

“But still… Why…”

At press time, April 7 has been declared Serina Wee Day.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Prisoners opt for death penalty upon hearing appeal for Sun Ho to replace Serina Wee in jail

Prisoners opt for death penalty upon hearing appeal for Sun Ho to replace Serina Wee in jail

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They simply cannot accept this sort of cruel punishment.

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Thousands of prisoners from all walks of life currently locked up in jail in Singapore, have handwritten and submitted appeals to pass sentences on themselves retroactively calling for the death penalty to be applied to them en masse.

This after they got wind of the appeal filed by Singaporeans collectively calling for Sun Ho to take over Serina Wee’s jail sentence.

Some prisoners started out in their appeal by reasoning that it is unfair for them to be locked up with Sun Ho.

One prisoner, Fan Fa, who wrote a note pleading for leniency, said: “We inmates are already paying for our crimes by being incarcerated in prison. We do not see the need to be further locked up in the same premises as Sun Ho.”

When they realised this might not sway the decision-makers, many changed tact and accused the move to let Sun Ho take over Serina Wee in prison to be a violation of basic human rights.

One other prisoner, Zuo Lao, wrote: “Being locked up in the same cell with Sun Ho constitutes as a cruel and unusual punishment and will be a human rights violation of the grossest magnitude.”

“As prisoners, we have been locked up with the understanding that we will be treated with some basic dignity. Not this.”

However, if all else fails, the prisoners are mentally prepared to take necessary action.

See Leow, another inamte, wrote: “Death is preferable.”

“If a call for leniency is ignored and the calling out of human rights abuses is not heeded, we will have no choice but to choose to be put to death.”

“We shall opt for the death penalty to be applied to us, as this shall be the last resort and the only form of escape.”

At press time, prisoners hoping that Serina Wee will still be the one going to prison have written in favour of extending their imprisonment.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Millions of S’poreans file appeal for Sun Ho to take Serina Wee’s place in jail

Millions of S’poreans file appeal for Sun Ho to take Serina Wee’s place in jail

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They deem Sun Ho’s lack of punishment as manifestly inadequate.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who can recognise right from wrong easily without difficulty, have filed an appeal on behalf of Serina Wee.

This after Serina Wee and five other convicted former leaders of City Harvest Church are in court appealing against both their conviction and sentences.

The appeal the millions of Singaporeans collectively filed together on behalf of Serina Wee, proposed that Sun Ho replaced The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine in prison instead, where she was sentenced to five years’ imprisonment and is looking to reduce the term.

One Singaporean, Qing Chu, who can see things clearly, said: “For Sun Ho to get away scot-free is manifestly inadequate.”

“Serina Wee wouldn’t have to go to prison if Sun Ho did not have pop idol fantasies in the first place.”

Other Singaporeans said an appeal for Sun Ho to go to prison will serve as a deterrent sentence.

Another Singaporean, Qu Zuo Lao, said: “As Sun Ho has now been appointed as City Harvest Church’s new leader moving forward, a prison sentence will be the only way to deter her from leading.”

“And everybody knows and agrees that if Serina Wee was the one who fronted the Crossover Project, everyone on Earth would have converted already.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





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