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Millions of S’poreans put Serina Wee overlay on Facebook profile photo

Millions of S’poreans put Serina Wee overlay on Facebook profile photo

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They stand in solidarity with the Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine.

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Millions of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to take a stand on things online, have changed their Facebook profile photo by putting up an overlay of Serina Wee on their display picture.

This after the Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine was sentenced to 2 years 6 months’ jail following an appeal.

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One Singaporean man, Wo Ai Ni, said putting up the Serina Wee overlay on his display picture is only the first step: “I have volunteered myself as tribute to take over Serina Wee’s jail sentence.”

“I will go to prison for as long as I can take it in there.”

“Which is probably about three days.”

“Therefore, Singaporeans can take turns to go to prison on her behalf and atone for her sins.”

At press time, no one has stepped forward as tribute on Kong Hee’s behalf.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Majority of S’porean men visited by Serina Wee in their dreams last night

Majority of S’porean men visited by Serina Wee in their dreams last night

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She told them not to be afraid, everything is going to be alright.

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Thousands upon thousands of Singaporean men, who have been through a lot ever since they heard that Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, was found guilty of all charges levelled against her, woke up this weekend with a silly smile on their faces.

This after a majority of Singaporean men — both gay and straight — saw Serina Wee appear in their dreams with a message of hope and peace.

One local, Zuo Mong, said: “At that moment Serina Wee appeared, there was nothing but serenity.”

“She reached out to me but just as I was about to hold her in my embrace, she said she had to go, as she had another man’s dream to enter.”

“I was overwhelmed with love and a sense of tranquility I haven’t felt since I first saw her picture in the newspapers in 2013.”

Other locals said this dream was a sign that more could be done in Serina Wee’s name.

Another Singaporean man, Wo Ai Ni, said: “She is the religion Singapore deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”

“So we’ll worship. Because she can take it. Because she’s not our heroine. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A goddess of nectar and all things divine.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans wish Serina Wee: “Gong Xi Fa Cai”

S’poreans wish Serina Wee: “Gong Xi Fa Cai”

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Their offer to volunteer as tribute on her behalf still stands.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who have Serina Wee’s welfare in their hearts at all times, have wished the Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, “Gong Xi Fa Cai”.

This after Serina Wee made the last few years special for them as her presence has filled their hearts with song and given new purpose to their existence.

One Singaporean, Hen Ai Ni, said he never knew what was the meaning of life until he saw Serina Wee: “If it wasn’t for her, I would still be an atheist.”

“Now, I believe in at least one deity.”

Other Singaporeans said the Chinese New Year is a good time to reconnect with loved ones.

Qu Jiao Tang, another local, said: “We just want to take this opportunity this festive season to remind Serina Wee that our offer to volunteer as tribute on her behalf still stands.”

 

 

 

 

 











70% of S’porean men visited by Serina Wee in their dreams last night

70% of S’porean men visited by Serina Wee in their dreams last night

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She told them not to be afraid, everything is going to be alright.

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Thousands upon thousands of Singaporean men, who have been through a lot this week having heard that Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, was found guilty of all charges levelled against her, woke up this weekend with a silly smile on their faces.

This after some 70 percent of Singaporean men saw Serina Wee appear in their dreams with a message of hope and peace.

One local, Zuo Mong, said: “At that moment Serina Wee appeared, there was nothing but serenity.”

“She reached out to me but just as I was about to hold her in my embrace, she said she had to go, as she had another man’s dream to enter.”

“I was overwhelmed with love and a sense of tranquility I haven’t felt since I first saw her picture in the newspapers in 2013.”

Other locals said this dream was a sign that more could be done in Serina Wee’s name.

Another Singaporean man, Wo Ai Ni, said: “She is the religion Singapore deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”

“So we’ll worship. Because she can take it. Because she’s not our heroine. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A goddess of nectar and all things divine.”

 

 

 

 

 











S’poreans regret Serina Wee did not front Crossover Project as lead singer

S’poreans regret Serina Wee did not front Crossover Project as lead singer

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The whole world would have converted if she did.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to look at beautiful things, have let out a collective sigh of regret.

This after they followed the City Harvest Church trial for two years until its conclusion this week and had previously read in the newspaper on April 17, 2015, that Serina Wee was actually the backup singer for Sun Ho.

All Singaporeans agreed that City Harvest Church could have avoided all its current legal problems only if they had bet on the right horse, which is Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar All Things Divine.

One Singaporean man, Xing Ye Shu, said: “City Harvest wouldn’t have to spend so much money promoting Serina Wee if she was the lead singer. She just needs to show up and everyone within her vicinity will be slain by the spirit.”

“And she don’t even need to be in various states of undress in music videos to attract attention. She can just be herself and everybody would be high.”

The implications of Serina Wee’s prowess is also believed to be world-altering.

Another local, Hen Ai Ni, said the success of the Crossover Project would have been overwhelming had Serina Wee recorded the albums instead: “If Serina Wee sing songs and make album, we’d all be converted by now, the blind can see and the deaf can hear.”

“But too bad it was Sun Ho who sing. No wonder all were in court.”

 

 

 

 

 











Public relations practitioner praises ST for being as good as New Nation

Public relations practitioner praises ST for being as good as New Nation

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He said ST’s coverage of Serina Wee is as exhaustive as New Nation’s.

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Whole post stolen from here

A public relations practitioner, S Rani, has written to The Straits Times to congratulate them for their excellent coverage of Serina Wee that rivals New Nation‘s in-depth analyses.

S Rani, who obviously does not want to be named because PR is such a shady business, resorted to using a shortened name when she wrote in saying:

“The gravity of the reportage of the City Harvest trial has been eclipsed by the media circus surrounding the fashion sense of one of the accused Serina Wee. Sadly, The Straits Times virtually appears to be encouraging this. As a public relations practitioner, I am always mindful and constantly reminding my clients that ST will not promote or endorse individuals or products in their editorials. How do I then justify the exception made by this article (Ex-finance manager goes into fashion business, Jan 15)? Why provide free advertising and publicity for a suspect in a corruption case. Is the article newsworthy?”

Buyers approaching Serina Wee blogshop requesting to buy her used pieces

Buyers approaching Serina Wee blogshop requesting to buy her used pieces

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Used pieces valued up to 10 times more than new ones.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life are bombarding Serina Wee’s blogshop with requests.

This after it was revealed the Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine has set up MissyStella, an online clothing shop, last year, and has been wearing the clothes she is selling to court.

One Singaporean man, Jin Bian Tai, said: “I am willing to buy all her used clothing for 10 times the original price.”

Other locals, however, said the clothes have proselytising qualities.

One Singaporean woman, Chuan Yi Fu, said: “Whoever wears her clothes will also become Christian. I’m buying for my friends and relatives.”

S’pore Subordinate Courts win award for ‘most convictions a minute’?

S’pore Subordinate Courts win award for ‘most convictions a minute’?

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Singaporeans interviewed said they had no idea what the excellence award means.

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It looks like Singapore can add another cap to its feather.

This after the Subordinate Courts have won the “World Class Award” for global performance excellence.

However, the title is as puzzling as the win to most Singaporeans.

Bu Zhi Dao, a local, said: “This Global Performance Excellence Award is for the most convictions a minute is it?”

Others were more clear-minded about how it works.

Kwa Chio Buh, a Singaporean, said: “Subordinate Courts win award is because they always host Serina Wee is it?”

 

 

 

 

Thank you Serina Wee for making this week special

Thank you Serina Wee for making this week special

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One last Serina Wee GIF to help tide S’poreans over the weekend.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life are giving thanks to Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine.

This after she gave them a memorable week they will never forget for as long as they live.

Serina Wee had helped end a 2,000-year-old theological debate by proving that God exists because something as divine as her could not have been created by chance and therefore, the universe is not random but the result of divine intervention.

As well as caused some gay men to become straight.

One Singaporean man, Hen Siang Ni, said: “This will be the toughest weekend of my life so far. I will go two days without seeing any new Serina Wee’s photo in the newspaper.”

“This week was as important as my wedding.”

World runs out of grey cloth after Serina Wee spotted wearing grey dress to court

World runs out of grey cloth after Serina Wee spotted wearing grey dress to court

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Mad rush to buy grey clothing forces more children into China sweat shops as production ramped up to meet demand.

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A worldwide shortage in grey cloth has occurred after Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, showed up in court in a grey dress this week.

This set this summer’s fashion trend, where women of all ages have rushed out to buy grey dresses to try to ape her style and signature look.

This caused a shortage of grey cloth as everything from grey blouses to skirts have been bought up to try to alter them at the tailor to look like a dress.

Spokespersons from Zara, Uniqlo and the even the godawful Giordano have issued press releases today to say that all grey dresses, skirts and blouses are all currently out of stock.

Chuan Xing Yi, a spokesperson for OshKosh B’Gosh said: “Please leave the children’s line of grey clothes alone, please…”

To meet worldwide demand for grey cloth, more than 100,000 children will enter the labour market in China to work in sweatshops.

Oxford Dictionary has also confirmed that they are adding the new word “serinawee” into its list of new words this year.

To serinawee something is to buy it until it runs out of stock.

Serina Wee will have two signature moves in China Wine remake

Serina Wee will have two signature moves in China Wine remake

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Confirm will recoup $50 million losses.

Our Lady Serina Wee, Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine will only need to execute two signature moves in the new music video remake of China Wine to recoup the $50 million worth of losing bets made on Sun Ho.

Singaporeans from all walks of life have already agreed that she is the natural choice to front the music video.

Video producer, Shan Ji Pian, said: “They don’t even need Serina to do any of the Geisha thing. She just needs to show up and walk across the screen. They’d sell millions of records.”

She will have two moves:

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And walking up the stairs
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Serina Wee GIFs prove God exists, ends 2,000-year-old debate

Serina Wee GIFs prove God exists, ends 2,000-year-old debate

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How can anything so divine be created by chance?

The 2,000-year-old theological debate about whether God exists has officially ended.

This after men of faith took a look at Serina Wee GIFs and concluded that something so divine can not be created by chance.

This is living proof that God exists as He is the only One capable of creating Our Lady Serina Wee, Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine.

The divine hand of intervention is strong with this one.

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Do not walk beside Serina Wee. You will only look like chopped liver.

 
 
 

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All men feel weak watching that hair flick.

[Ok, some of you have requested for slow-mo GIFs. We feel our spirit stir and in the interest of doing right by our Maker, here are the slow-mo GIFs.]

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Serina Wee GIFs prove God exists, effectively ends 2,000-year-old debate

Serina Wee GIFs prove God exists, effectively ends 2,000-year-old debate

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How can anything so divine be created by chance?

The 2,000-year-old theological debate about whether God exists has officially ended.

This after men of faith took a look at Serina Wee GIFs and concluded that something so divine can not be created by chance.

This is living proof that God exists as He is the only One capable of creating Our Lady Serina Wee, Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine.

The divine hand of intervention is strong with this one.

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Do not walk beside Serina Wee. You will only look like chopped liver.

 
 
 

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All men feel weak watching that hair flick.

[Ok, some of you have requested for slow-mo GIFs. We feel our spirit stir and in the interest of doing right by our Maker, here are the slow-mo GIFs.]

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Several gay men turn straight at the sight of Serina Wee

Several gay men turn straight at the sight of Serina Wee

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Straight men had to lie down for a while to compose themselves.

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Serina Wee yew weeeeee: Photo stolen from Yahoo!

Several gay men who were within the vicinity of Subordinate Courts yesterday morning to join the festivities of the City Harvest Church trial turned straight.

This occurred after they caught a first-hand glimpse of Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, who made an appearance at court.

Tong Xing Lian, a gay man, said: “I never thought I’ll say this to a woman, but she’s beautiful.”

He later became straight.

Other straight men who were there to catch a glimpse of the woman who they’ve read about extensively in the newspapers had to lie down on the ground to compose themselves.

One straight man, Hen Ai Ni, said: “I went into cold turkey for two months as there were no new Serina Wee pictures after the first trial in May. Just a glimpse of her is worth the rehab for the next two months.”

The photographer of the above Serina Wee photo, Roslan Rahman of AFP, became the toast of the town after he snapped this picture.

 

 

 

 

 











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