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S’poreans react to 1-hour PM2.5 level hitting 442 in west of S’pore on Oct. 19, 2015

S’poreans react to 1-hour PM2.5 level hitting 442 in west of S’pore on Oct. 19, 2015

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Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

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According to National Environment Agency (NEA) official website, the 1-hour PM2.5 level in the west of Singapore on Oct. 19, 2015, at 10pm is 442.

Good luck and godspeed.

Posted by Mothership.sg on Monday, October 19, 2015

 

Here are three thoughts Singaporeans have:

 

sian-half-auntie “RIP Jurong.”
Kee Qia, 43-year-old undertaker

 

sian-half-uncle “The west side mainly made up the 70 percent, right?”
Hong Gan, 63-year-old air con cleaner

 

happy-bird-girl “Thanks to NEA, I had passed away three hours ago.”
See Kiao Kiao, 16-year-old unemployed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 











S’poreans thank Indonesia for lowering PSI to 83 this Sunday

S’poreans thank Indonesia for lowering PSI to 83 this Sunday

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Thank you for your clean air.

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Bilateral relations between Singapore and Indonesia have warmed up today.

This after Singaporeans from all walks of life, regardless if they are asthmatic, have come out to thank Indonesia for lowering the PSI level to 83 on Sunday having let it hover around 100 to 200 the past few days.

One Singaporean, Hen Gan En, said he feels personally indebted to Indonesia for giving Singaporeans back clear skies: “I never thought I’d see the blue skies again.”

“I would like to thank Indonesia for blessing Singapore with clean air once again.”

“Sorry, if we were ever ungrateful.”

Other Singaporeans said they have taken to openly giving thanks to Indonesia in public.

One Singaporean, Shao Xiang, said: “I am burning joss sticks and joss paper to thank Indonesia for their blessings.”

“This is the least I can do for them.”

“Thank you.”

 

 

 

 

 











Mysterious force protecting S’pore from haze

Mysterious force protecting S’pore from haze

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PSI level in Johor Bahru hits 337, Singapore’s pollution index nowhere near as high.

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Scientists at the National Environment Agency have discovered a mysterious protective force that prevents haze and all other bad elements from entering Singapore air space.

As the PSI level in neighbouring Johor Bahru hit a high of 337 today, Singapore’s haze index was still hovering around the low 200 before noon.

One NEA scientist, Xi Kong Qi, said: “It is clear that there is a protective force preventing haze from coming in. Actually, it’s as if all bad things can never befall us.”

But other Singaporeans are quick to point out that this could rather be because Malaysians tend to be more realistic.

Kan De Kai, a local said: “You see their politics and media rankings you know already. Malaysians say it as it is one. Singaporeans might not be able to take this kind of realism.”

Singaporeans, on the other hand, have other things on their minds.

One Singaporean, said the PSI level is like the hemlines of girls in clubs on a Saturday night.

Jin Chee Hong, said: “Wah steady ah, PSI such a cockteaser. Can brake at 299 and refuse to go higher.”