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HDB flat recognised as a person as it will die at 99 years old

HDB flat recognised as a person as it will die at 99 years old

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And then become useless like a dead person.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who form the middle and lower class hoi polloi, have bestowed the title of “person” on Singapore’s HDB flats.

This after they discovered that HDB flats have a lifespan of 99 years after which they will pass away like any other human being who has expired.

One Singaporean, See Kiao Keow, said: “This is the quality that we look for in determining if an entity qualifies a person.”

“A finite life span is a clear indicator coupled by the fact that at expiry a HDB flat becomes a worthless piece of shit, just like when a person has passed away and becomes nothing essentially.”

However, other locals said recognising HDB flats as persons has its downsides.

Another local, Que Dian, said: “Across the life span of a person, the value of an individual will increase and it becomes productive but HDB flats just suck and suck money away to maintain and appreciate in paper value temporarily.”

“No real productive gain and it is not a means of production.”

“In this regard, it fails to qualify as a person.”

“It is more like a piece of shit.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’pore govt is a person because it is always whining like a little bitch

S’pore govt is a person because it is always whining like a little bitch

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Throwing a hissy fit all the time.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know a person when they see one, have declared that the government is a person.

This after it was decided by some people who make rulings that the government is not exactly a person because it is more like an entity.

One Singaporean, Xiao Qi Gui, said: “Obviously the government is a person. Only a person can bitch and whine so often about things.”

“If the government is not a person, it wouldn’t break out in a hissy fit so often.”

Other locals said being a person has its advantages.

Another local, Chia Yeo, said: “Not happy, go court of law. Things not going your way, threaten to punish.”

“Little bit, little bit, also cannot.”

“Neuroses so many. Take medicine lah.”

“Take already will feel better.”