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MOE to merge with tuition industry

MOE to merge with tuition industry

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Teachers can now earn money after regular school hours.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who believe learning about trigonometry will not help one in doing taxes, are glad.

This after they want the Ministry of Education to merge with the tuition industry to bring about greater economies of scale.

One Singaporean, Qu Bu See, said: “This seamless transition from going to school to going to tuition would make the system more effective and efficient overall.”

“MOE teachers will get to be paid tuition teachers rates after hours as a form of bonus and this will make them more motivated.”

“Students in turn will do better as their progress can be monitored by the schools they are in.”

Other locals said this move will help put the Singapore tuition industry under control and manage wastes.

Another local, Tan Dua Lui, said: “Currently, the tuition industry in Singapore is running amok.”

“This is an area that needs more regulation and higher barriers to entry to help limit the tuition industry to begin with.”

“The private sector must come under the umbrella of the public sector, if not people will take advantage and make money from it.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Changi Airport Terminals 1, 2 & 3 to merge

Changi Airport Terminals 1, 2 & 3 to merge

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This will make it less cumbersome to remember which terminal to go to.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know the solutions to problems great and small, are mooting for the merger of Changi Airport Terminals 1, 2 and 3.

This is so as the merger will help Changi Airport consolidate its strengths and cater to travellers in a more focused way.

One Singaporean, Kee Jiak Hong, said: “Merging the three terminals into one will see Changi Airport serve the interests of people as demographics change.”

“As people are getting old, it becomes cumbersome to always remember which terminal you supposed to go to.”

“So with one terminal, there is no mistake you are at Changi Airport.”

However, other locals said merging the three terminals will also have problems.

One local, Zeh Puay Kee, said: “With only one terminal to serve the whole of Singapore would not be enough.”

“Singapore must build another terminal to cater to the population or else will get boring.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





MP to merge with grassroots volunteer

MP to merge with grassroots volunteer

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With you, for you, in you.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know it when two people are getting it on, are cheering and whistling loudly.

This after they understand from sources that a member of parliament is going to merge with a grassroots volunteer who is from the same estate.

One Singaporean, Zuo Ai, said: “This merger is to serve the demographic needs of the two parties involved.”

“The merger will see both sides serve each other’s interest and bring about greater satisfaction.”

“Two become one.”

However, other locals said such mergers have its downsides.

Another local, Boh Cheng Sah, said: “One moment you are serving each other’s interest, the next moment you got to appear in a press conference with your eyes red and head slightly bowed, looking like you just porked a woman who is not your wife.”

“But like the SAF rule #7 dictates, do but don’t get caught.”

At press time, the MP and grassroots volunteer are furiously merging.

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’pore to merge with M’sia

S’pore to merge with M’sia

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Best news yet.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to go overseas to buy groceries and pump petrol, are clapping their hands in glee.

This after Singapore will merge with Malaysia again.

One Singaporean, Qiu Hu Lang, said: “This means we go Johor Bahru buy things no need to bring passport already.”

“Some more S$1 is RM3. Shiok.”

“Instead of one Causeway can build a few more as more people will go in and out, to and fro.”

However, other locals said there will be downsides to this merger.

Kee Pah Yew, another local, said: “Malaysia will take it easy, Singapore will want to chiong all the way.”

“Then later Singapore split from Malaysia then Lee Hsien Loong go on TV cry.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’pore to merge Changi Airport Terminals 1, 2 & 3

S’pore to merge Changi Airport Terminals 1, 2 & 3

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This will make it less cumbersome to remember which terminal to go to.

changi-airport-merge

Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know the solutions to problems great and small, are mooting for the merger of Changi Airport Terminals 1, 2 and 3.

This is so as the merger will help Changi Airport consolidate its strengths and cater to travellers in a more focused way.

One Singaporean, Kee Jiak Hong, said: “Merging the three terminals into one will see Changi Airport serve the interests of people as demographics change.”

“As people are getting old, it becomes cumbersome to always remember which terminal you supposed to go to.”

“So with one terminal, there is no mistake you are at Changi Airport.”

However, other locals said merging the three terminals will also have problems.

One local, Zeh Puay Kee, said: “With only one terminal to serve the whole of Singapore would not be enough.”

“Singapore must build another terminal to cater to the population or else will get boring.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





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