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Water spout in S’pore is LKY demonstrating how PAP sucks these days

Water spout in S’pore is LKY demonstrating how PAP sucks these days

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Live demo.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who recognise a sign when they see one and get the message loud and clear, are nodding their heads in acknowledgement.

This after Singaporeans from all over the island saw a water spout in the east of Singapore sucking water into the sky.

One Singaporean, Xi Qi Lai, said: “There is no such thing as coincidence in politics. This is clearly Lee Kuan Yew telling Singaporeans what he thinks of the recent Lee family feud, the fallout from it and the attempts to put it back together again.”

“They suck.”

“That is the message and we get it.”

Other locals said videos of the water spout must be shared widely on social media and it is imperative to tag all PAP MPs.

Another local, Bei Gan, said: “If we don’t, we will sully Lee Kuan Yew’s legacy further.”

“The message is: They suck so hard.”

 

 





LKY mulling lightning strike on 38 Oxley Road house to put matter to rest at once

LKY mulling lightning strike on 38 Oxley Road house to put matter to rest at once

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Singapore-style efficiency.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who have gotten sore throat from eating too much popcorn in the last two days, thought they saw a brilliant flash of light across the night sky.

This after Lee Kuan Yew is mulling launching a lightning strike on 38 Oxley Road to raze his old house to the ground to put this matter to rest once and for all.

One Singaporean, Bei Lei Pi, said: “If that happens, it will be among one of the greatest things Lee Kuan Yew did for Singapore and more than makes up for his ‘Stop At Two’ policy.”

“It will be quite symbolic also because PAP symbol is lightning.”

Other locals said they are not convinced the issue can be resolved anytime soon just because the house has been razed to the ground.

Another local, Mai Fang Zi, said: “LKY can raze the house to the ground. And then what?”

“His children will fight over the the ground the house was built on.”

“The solution is, therefore, for LKY to give all of them a tight slap.”

 

 





Lee Kuan Yew silent amidst ongoing Lee family drama

Lee Kuan Yew silent amidst ongoing Lee family drama

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He had appeared in the sky previous times to address other concerns.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who believe the country is stable, woke up to distressing news about potential infighting within the Lee family.

The burning question for most though, was why former Prime Minister and Lee patriarch, Lee Kuan Yew declined to comment on the current situation.

The issue is, after all, predicated on his wishes for the house in Oxley Road.

The notoriously outspoken and fearless Lee has kept unusually quiet on issues regarding the fate of the Oxley house.

Lee, who famously stated he was going to get up if he felt something is going wrong even when he is lowered into his grave, has not even seen it fit to issue a statement over the ongoing hullabaloo.

 

 





S’poreans thank Lee Kuan Yew for keeping Amos Yee in US

S’poreans thank Lee Kuan Yew for keeping Amos Yee in US

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And delivering Singapore from subversive forces.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, are throwing themselves on the ground and prostrating, thanking Lee Kuan Yew in the sky as tears flow down their face.

This after Amos Yee has been granted political asylum by a US immigration judge in Chicago on March 24, 2017, a day after Lee Kuan Yew’s second death anniversary.

One Singaporean, Jin Gan En, said: “Thank you Lee Kuan Yew. You have not forsaken us. Even in death he can still deliver Singapore from the clutches of subversive forces.”

“In politics, there is no such thing as coincidences.”

“This is a sign Lee Kuan Yew is still watching over Singapore and taking care of each and every single one of us.”

However, other locals said this is only the beginning.

Another local, Zhen Wei Da, said: “Lee Kuan Yew will make Singapore great again.”

“He will restore economic growth to 10 percent per annum because no one in the Cabinet currently can, except Tharman.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans remember Lee Kuan Yew by solemnly waiting at his daughter’s Facebook page

S’poreans remember Lee Kuan Yew by solemnly waiting at his daughter’s Facebook page

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They will be waiting and watching till the day is over.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are quietly observing Lee Kuan Yew’s second year death anniversary on March 23, 2017, are paying their respects to the first prime minister in their own personal way.

This after they noticed there isn’t much hoo-ha events organised offline this year compared to 2016, where tribute sites and activities were lined up throughout the day.

One Singaporean, Qi Dao, said: “I spent my whole day quietly thinking about Lee Kuan Yew and his contributions.”

“And waiting at his daughter’s Facebook page for any status updates.”

“When there are any, Lee Kuan Yew will be in everyone’s collective consciousness. And on everyone’s Facebook news feed.”

Other locals said waiting at Lee Kuan Yew’s daughter’s Facebook page will remind everyone about Lee Kuan Yew’s role in Singapore.

Another local, Kua Hee, said: “Nothing really beats the hard truth.”

“This will really keep Singapore going.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Lee Kuan Yew happy as S’poreans at work & not paying tribute to him on March 23, 2017

Lee Kuan Yew happy as S’poreans at work & not paying tribute to him on March 23, 2017

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The economy is stagnating and tributes are not the panacea.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who have their priorities right, are making Lee Kuan Yew happy and proud.

This after all of them are hard at work on March 23, 2017, instead of going to pay tribute to the first prime minister of Singapore whose second death anniversary has arrived.

One Singaporean, Kee Zhou Kang, said she heard Lee Kuan Yew say he is glad as Singaporeans have gotten their priorities right in the face of a global slowdown: “I was on my way to the office when I suddenly heard a loud familiar voice coming from the sky.”

“In an instant, I recognise it was Lee Kuan Yew. He said, ‘Yes, the economy is stagnating at 1.5 percent growth this year.'”

“‘Do the right thing and work hard and be a useful citizen of this country. I am glad you did not intend to take some time off your workday to go pay tribute. Your HDB loan will not pay for itself. We are not Australia. We are not the West.'”

Other locals said they are proud they have done Lee Kuan Yew proud.

Jiao Ou, another local, said: “Lee Kuan Yew did not spend his entire life building Singapore only for us to squander it by taking time off work to pay respects to him.”

“He doesn’t need that.”

“What he needs are hardworking citizens who do right by his economic policy of year-on-year growth at all costs.”

At press time, Singaporeans intend to stay in the office till 10pm as a mark of respect.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Highly religious S’poreans upset Lee Kuan Yew used to push rainbow gay agenda

Highly religious S’poreans upset Lee Kuan Yew used to push rainbow gay agenda

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Rainbows are an affront to moral values.

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Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who like to mind other people’s business, are taking issue with an image of Lee Kuan Yew superimposed over a rainbow.

This after the photo showing Lee Kuan Yew and the rainbow had been making its appearance online for quite a while now.

One highly religious Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said Singapore must remain vigilant against the LGBT forces: “Rainbows have traditionally been an affront to moral values.”

“Furthermore, the PAP has always been known to be associated with white, which is the colour of light, purity and goodness.”

“The government must step in to regulate the use of Lee Kuan Yew’s image and never allow it to push for the LGBT agenda, such as this case.”

“We must not allow the LGBT forces to misappropriate Lee Kuan Yew’s image for their community’s selfish gains.”

“The perpetrators of this photo must be brought to justice and punished.”

At press time, a crisis is breaking out in the highly religious community as they heard that white light, when passed through a prism, is broken down into its constituent gay rainbow colours.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Silent Majority anxious about coming out again for Lee Kuan Yew’s 2nd death anniversary

Silent Majority anxious about coming out again for Lee Kuan Yew’s 2nd death anniversary

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It was tough on them showing up in public and risked getting photographed and identified.

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The Silent Majority, who showed up in full force two years ago in an unprecedented display of outpouring of grief to pay their last respects to Lee Kuan Yew, are feeling increasingly anxious.

This after they realise they have to come back out from hiding as the former prime minister’s second year death anniversary is here again on March 23.

Members of the Silent Majority said their initial fears of being put in the spotlight in 2015 were totally founded — as attention then focused on them standing for hours and forming long queues outside Parliament House where Lee Kuan Yew’s body was lying in state.

One Silent Majority person, who declined to be named as she doesn’t typically put herself out there like that, said: “It was a harrowing experience for me and the rest of the Silent Majority.”

“Thinking about how we now need to publicly stand up again for what we believe in instead of hiding behind the scenes, is getting me worried.”

“We are going to be so exposed again and there will be no veil we can hide behind, no safe haven to reside and there will be cameras everywhere. There is that risk we are going to be identified.”

“But luckily there will be nightfall, so those of us who are really uncomfortable can blend into the dark, while taking a quiet stand to show our support and respect for Lee Kuan Yew.”

“Still a bit worried though that we have to come back out in the darkness to avoid being seen now that our presence is needed again.”

Other members of the Silent Majority, though, were even more coy about their experience, when asked to be interviewed.

One Silent Majority member who has been part of the low-key mainstream for the last few decades, said: “You mean you want a quote from me for an interview? I’m sorry, I don’t have any strong views about this.”

“I am really just a fence-sitter. I don’t feel like I am capable of providing you with a point-of-view.”

“Please, don’t take a photo of me. Wait for me to walk away first. Can give me a two-minute head start?”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans anticipate 45-page full-coloured ST spread on LKY 2nd death anniversary

S’poreans anticipate 45-page full-coloured ST spread on LKY 2nd death anniversary

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They can’t wait to read all about his life again.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who can anticipate the future because things are so predictable in this country, are looking forward to reading The Straits Times.

This is so as Lee Kuan Yew’s second-year death anniversary will take place on March 23, 2017, causing Singaporeans to look forward to a 45-page full-coloured special spread in ST celebrating the life and times of the republic’s first prime minister again.

One Singaporean, Kua Sin Boon, said: “The reporters in ST must be working long and hard, day and night, these few weeks putting together a comprehensive blow-by-blow account of the life and times of Lee Kuan Yew.”

“Not only do I look forward to the newspapers that day, but I am also anticipating a new book that will shed more light on our first leader’s life and times in an even more intimate and sentimental way.”

“I also hope Channel News Asia telecasts a 24-hour special on how Lee Kuan Yew defeated the Communists with his bare hands.”

Other locals said nothing can beat this feeling of anticipation.

Another local, Da Jia, said: “Many Singaporeans are looking forward to the ST spread.”

“But I’m just sitting here waiting for the prime minister’s sister to write something on Facebook.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans anticipate 45-page full-coloured hagiography ST spread on LKY 2nd death anniversary

S’poreans anticipate 45-page full-coloured hagiography ST spread on LKY 2nd death anniversary

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They can’t wait to read all about his life again.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who can anticipate the future because things are so predictable in this country, are looking forward to reading The Straits Times.

This is so as Lee Kuan Yew’s second-year death anniversary will take place on March 23, 2017, causing Singaporeans to look forward to a 45-page full-coloured special spread in ST celebrating the life and times of the republic’s first prime minister again.

One Singaporean, Kua Sin Boon, said: “The reporters in ST must be working long and hard, day and night, these few weeks putting together a comprehensive blow-by-blow account of the life and times of Lee Kuan Yew.”

“Not only do I look forward to the newspapers that day, but I am also anticipating a new book that will shed more light on our first leader’s life and times in an even more intimate and sentimental way.”

“I also hope Channel News Asia telecasts a 24-hour special on how Lee Kuan Yew defeated the Communists with his bare hands.”

Other locals said nothing can beat this feeling of anticipation.

Another local, Da Jia, said: “Many Singaporeans are looking forward to the ST spread.”

“But I’m just sitting here waiting for the prime minister’s sister to write something on Facebook.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Rainbow splotch in sky signals Lee Kuan Yew’s approval of 30% water price increase

Rainbow splotch in sky signals Lee Kuan Yew’s approval of 30% water price increase

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His way of giving thumbs up.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who can see signs as approval from the other side, are wiping tears from their eyes and nodding their heads in understanding and acceptance.

This after they saw a rainbow splotch in the sky over Singapore just as parliament announced that water prices will increase 30 percent.

One Singaporean, Kee Gey, said: “Singaporeans will have a hard time accepting this 30 percent price increase as it is exorbitant at a time of economic uncertainty ahead.”

“However, after seeing the rainbow splotch in the sky, we know that Lee Kuan Yew has given his approval and we will humbly accept the hike.”

Other locals said the rainbow splotch is heartening.

Another local, Fang Xing, said: “I am glad Lee Kuan Yew is still in control of Singapore.”

“I shudder to think of the day Singapore is left to the devices of the new generation of leaders.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Lee Kuan Yew seen shaking his head in sky over Singtel building

Lee Kuan Yew seen shaking his head in sky over Singtel building

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He said this should not be happening so near his house.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are mourning the passing of broadband Internet in Singapore, saw Lee Kuan Yew shaking his head repeatedly when he appeared in the sky over the Singtel building in Somerset.

This after the Singtel broadband Internet passed away on Dec. 3, 2016, for no reason and pushed Singapore from First World to Second World in a matter of hours.

One Singaporean, Yao Tou, said she saw and heard Lee Kuan Yew saying he felt very disappointed at this turn of events when he is no longer around to personally see to matters: “I heard this loud booming voice say, ‘Singtel building so near Oxley Road some more’.”

“And then he said, ‘Look at all these buildings in the Singapore skyline. If I had to take one whole day just to diagnose and fix the Internet, I would have only managed to build the Istana, Plaza Singapura and the zoo in 50 years.”

Other locals said the apparition of Lee Kuan Yew in the sky was a good reminder that Singapore still has a lot to achieve.

Another local, Wan Dan, said: “I have never heard of the Internet not working under Lee Kuan Yew’s watch.”

“I believe this national Internet outage is Lee Kuan Yew’s omen. This is his way of telling Singaporeans something.”

“These warnings could be in response to unresolved issues in Singapore that Lee Kuan Yew would like to attend to.”

“Omens will carry on unabated until his 38 Oxley Road house is demolished just as he had wished.”

“If his will is to be defied anymore, I think it is more than just the Internet being affected next time.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans thought they saw Lee Kuan Yew in the sky, but too hazy, couldn’t tell

S’poreans thought they saw Lee Kuan Yew in the sky, but too hazy, couldn’t tell

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They remained composed and checked their senses like good logical Singaporeans.

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Photo by Mediacock Singapore

Singaporeans from all walks of life, who were standing in the outdoors on Aug. 26 to pay their last respects, were almost shocked to see Lee Kuan Yew appear in the sky but remained composed as they couldn’t confirm if it was him because it was too hazy.

One Singaporean, Yan Hen Duo, said: “I looked up at the sky for a brief moment because I was overwhelmed with emotion and thought I saw Lee Kuan Yew looking down from above.”

“But then I blinked once to check my senses and suddenly he was gone.”

“So I can’t be sure if it was him or the haze playing tricks on my eyes.”

Other locals who also claimed to see Lee Kuan Yew in the sky said they were somewhat certain it was him but would not put their money on it.

Gong Ji Kim, another local, said: “The certainty of seeing Lee Kuan Yew in the sky is not as great as the guaranteed returns I’ll get on my CPF money every year, so I don’t think I am confident.”

“But this is not to say that the guaranteed returns on my CPF savings is very high, just that the probability it was Lee Kuan Yew is very, very low.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Lee Kuan Yew spotted crying over Sports Hub after Joseph Schooling’s historic Olympic Gold medal win

Lee Kuan Yew spotted crying over Sports Hub after Joseph Schooling’s historic Olympic Gold medal win

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He congratulated the youngster personally.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who got together as one despite it not being SG50, saw Lee Kuan Yew wiping tears of joy out of his eyes when he appeared in the sky over the Sports Hub as locals thanked the heavens for Joseph Schooling’s Olympic Gold Medal win.

One Singaporean, Gan Dong, said she saw and heard Lee Kuan Yew praise the 21-year-old Singaporean butterfly stroke swimmer: “I heard this loud booming voice say, ‘Good job, my young one. You have done what I have failed to achieve in my lifetime. I can now finally rest.'”

Other locals said the apparition of Lee Kuan Yew in the sky was a good reminder that Singapore still has a lot to achieve.

Another Singaporean, Guan Jun, said: “It is good that the first Singapore Olympic Gold was won under his son’s watch.”

“However, as Lee Kuan Yew doesn’t really appear that often to thank his people for their hard work, it means we must strive even harder to achieve more things more regularly and consistently so he can show up more often with tears in his eyes.”

At press time, Singaporeans hope Lee Kuan Yew can come back and blow the haze away as and when it appears again this year.

 

 

 

 

 

 





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