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Khaw Boon Wan is the greatest man in S’pore

Khaw Boon Wan is the greatest man in S’pore

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MRT system is the greatest thing on the planet.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are sorry they did not support Khaw Boon Wan enough by believing the alarmist media, are prostrating with their heads to the ground and arms outstretched in apology.

This after the Singapore media wrote critical articles saying the MRT system is increasingly shit, which hurt Khaw Boon Wan’s feelings.

As atonement, Singaporeans are now praising Khaw Boon Wan and the MRT as the best things ever.

One Singaporean, Zuo Ai, said: “Khaw Boon Wan and the MRT system in Singapore are the best.”

“They are better than sex or striking lottery.”

“I will give up 10 years of my life just to meet Khaw Boon Wan face to face and ride the MRT with him.”

Other locals gave even more effusive praise to Khaw Boon Wan and the MRT system so as to make them feel good once again.

Another local, Poh Lan Pah, said: “We must not criticise Khaw Boon Wan or the MRT system in Singapore anymore.”

“They can do no wrong.”

“Everything that is negative about the MRT reported in the media is fake.”

“Vote PAP forever. Lee Kuan Yew is god.”

 

 





S’poreans congratulate Lee Bee Wah for winning Olympic Gold

S’poreans congratulate Lee Bee Wah for winning Olympic Gold

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The greatest of all time.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who recognise people who have thick skin, have come out to congratulate PAP MP Lee Bee Wah.

This after Lee said she is glad she asked MINDEF to let elite male athletes defer their National Service obligation and as a result, Singapore now has an Olympic Gold medal.

One Singaporean, Gan En, said she is eternally grateful to Lee Bee Wah for putting Singapore on the map of greatness: “What would we do without Lee Bee Wah’s contribution?”

“We will still be a country that is known to be part of China because that is where all our table tennis players are from.”

Other locals praised Lee Bee Wah for her hard work and said she would no doubt win another Olympic Gold medal in four years’ time in Tokyo.

Another local, Gong Jiao Wei said: “She will next win all the Gold medals in the Olympics single-handedly by competing in all events.”

“Including table tennis, her pet event.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





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