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S’poreans demand Keppel Corp apologise to Minister Grace Fu

S’poreans demand Keppel Corp apologise to Minister Grace Fu

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If not, Grace Fu will be angry.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who feel indignant, are calling on Keppel Corp to personally apologise to Minister Grace Fu.

This after Minister Grace Fu demanded opposition politician Leon Perera to apologise for misrepresenting facts and to withdraw false allegations made against Mediacorp in Parliament.

Singaporeans said Keppel Corp must apologise more profusely as their corruption scandal mistake is 375 million to 850 billion times worse than Leon Perera’s mistake as hundreds of millions of dollars have been lost.

One Singaporean, Jiang Soh Lee, said: “It is imperative for Keppel Corp to apologise to Minister Grace Fu.”

“Keppel Corp made Singapore look bad in the international community and cannot be allowed to get away scot-free.”

“If Keppel Corp does not apologise, Minister Grace Fu will be forced to write an email to send to them.”

Other locals said there is a silver lining to not apologising.

Another Singaporean, Mei Yew Chuo, said: “As long as Keppel Corp doesn’t apologise to Minister Grace Fu, it means the company has not done anything wrong.”

“To apologise is to look contrite and like you have committed an error, which will then be brought up in the future to be used against you.”

“So Keppel Corp can just keep silent and pretend it is the best company in the world.”

 

 





Just some Grace Fu memes…

Just some Grace Fu memes…

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…going viral.

 
 
 

 
 
 

 
 
 

 
 
 

And for the last time, can somebody please explain why is Horatio Caine going to wear two pairs of sunglasses in the meme???

When I made the decision to…….

When I made the decision to…….

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The internet does it again. Someone’s started a blog: whenimadethedecision.tumblr.com dedicated to Fu-isms popularised by the Senior Minister of State for Information, Communications and the Arts Grace Fu.

What’s a Fu-ism? It’s this:

Life so tough hor. Now feel the combined jacking of Singaporeans online.

Porn star fuism

When I made the decision to be a porn star, pay was not a key factor. Loss of privacy, public scrutiny on myself and my family and loss of personal time were. The disruption to my virginity was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my family would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of morality even though I experienced a rise in my income. So it is with this recent pay cut. If the balance is tilted further in the future, it will make it harder for any one considering pornography as a career.

Hardcore opposition politician fusim

When I made the decision to disagree with the ruling party, pay was not a key factor. Loss of privacy, public scrutiny on myself and my family and loss of personal time were. The disruption to my civil liberty was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my family would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of living… Oh wait. If the balance is tilted further and I have to get sued a few more times, it will make it harder for me to not be hailed as a democracy hero overseas – Chee Soon Juan

Ah beng fuism

When I made the decision to leave Aaron, Ryanzxc Gobangwall was not a key factor. His overall attitude, childishness and non-approval by his family were. His tendency to say ‘Prease lar’ to everything was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that I would not suffer a drastic change in my privacy even though I experienced some nasty Facebook posts. So it is with this Youtube video. If the balance is tilted further in the future, it will make it harder for any one to date me in the future. – Nina Wantyouonly

And this is why leaving Aaron is funny.

Check out more more Fu-isms on MemeNation!

Classic Singaporean comebacks

Classic Singaporean comebacks

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Cabinet minister Grace Fu puts foot into mouth on Facebook. Here are five of the best Singaporean comebacks from her post.

THE BEST COMEBACK

 

ALL THE OTHER RUNNER-UPS
(Hmmm… This quote sounds awfully familiar…)

 

 

 

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