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US Vice President gets less security than Gordon Ramsay

US Vice President gets less security than Gordon Ramsay

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You co-run the most powerful country in the world? Meh.

Check out Gordon Ramsay’s entourage at the hawker centre:
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Now check out the second most powerful man in the world’s entourage at the hawker centre:
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Hardcore Gordon Ramsay fan renames herself ‘Chili Crab’

Hardcore Gordon Ramsay fan renames herself ‘Chili Crab’

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Fan explains what inspired her to change her moniker.

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A hardcore female Gordon Ramsay fan has changed her name to “Chili Crab”.

This after the British Master Chef came out victorious at the SingTel Hawker Heroes cook-off yesterday, where he beat Jumbo Seafood at making the better chili crab.

Even though he was only here for a few days to learn how to cook it, demonstrating that the order of the British Empire is still strong and capable of reclaiming old territories.

The fan, who declined to reveal her previous real name, said the inspiration to change her name came to her when she realised Gordon Ramsay had a way with chili crab.

Chili Crab, who was at the cook-off trying to get Gordon Ramsay’s attention, said: “I realised that every time when people say Gordon is good at doing chili crab, they will be directly talking about how good he is at doing me.”

She was also seen carrying a sign during the event asking him to “make hell together”, which to the uninitiated, means having sexual intercourse:

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S’poreans mourn the passing of Jumbo Seafood

S’poreans mourn the passing of Jumbo Seafood

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Several of the staff were seen throwing themselves off The Riverwalk into the river.

Jumbo Seafood restaurant lost... boo hoo

Jumbo Seafood restaurant lost… boo hoo

Singaporeans from all walks of life gathered outside Jumbo Seafood restaurant yesterday evening to pay their last respects to the eatery once hailed as the king of seafood.

This after Gordon Ramsay beat out Jumbo Seafood’s signature chili crab dish in the cook-off held at Newton Food Centre.

The popular vote by the masses gave the thumbs up to Gordon Ramsay’s dish, which effectively marked the end of an era.

Mourners said that when news of Gordon Ramsay’s win spread throughout the Jumbo Seafood restaurant, the mood turned sombre.

Waiters and waitresses were dropping plates like grapes, followed by some bouts of wailing.

A few minutes later, several of the restaurant staff were seen throwing themselves off The Riverwalk into the river.

This is the traditional Chinese method of self-immolation, a practice carried out whenever the family name has been sullied.

Gordon Ramsay opening 50 chili crab restaurants in S’pore

Gordon Ramsay opening 50 chili crab restaurants in S’pore

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Chili crab renamed as official national dish of Britain.

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Buoyed by the success of his crowd-pleasing chili crab dish which won over the masses in the SingTel Hawker Heroes cook-off yesterday, Master Chef Gordon Ramsay is planning on opening 50 restaurants in Singapore selling his new found signature dish.

Gordon’s Chili Crab Restaurant, which is what his establishment will be tentatively called, will sell chili crab only and it will be referred to as “Singaporeans’ Preferred Dish”.

The British Embassy has told the press that the national dish of Britain has been changed to chili crab following Gordon Ramsay’s victory.

Singaporeans who tried Gordon Ramsay’s interpretation of the chili crab dish at the cook-off held at Newton Food Centre yesterday evening said they were impressed he got it right so quickly.

Jin Tum Jiak, a local foodie, said: “Anything ang moh cook confirm nice one. He charge double the price of Jumbo Seafood I will also pay to eat it.”

Neither Singapore nor Malaysia can lay claim to being masters of the chili crab dish as of today.

Gordon Ramsay agrees to cook mee siam mai hum for PM Lee

Gordon Ramsay agrees to cook mee siam mai hum for PM Lee

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Master Chef accepts unique food challenge, gets chauffeured to Istana instantly.

Singapore government throws a curve ball at Gordon Ramsay by getting him to cook something that doesn't even exist since he so cocksure he can cook everything

Singapore government throws a curve ball at Gordon Ramsay by getting him to cook something that doesn’t even exist since he so cocksure he can cook everything

It looks like there really will be something called mee siam mai hum after all.

World-renowned chef Gordon Ramsay — and the new face of western imperialism — has said “yes” to a unique food challenge issued by the Singapore government.

He will cook mee siam mai hum for Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, who stunned the culinary world in 2006 when he said he ate that for breakfast every morning or something like that.

A spokesperson for the government said the challenge was relayed to Gordon Ramsay after he was cocksure he can cook anything in the ongoing SingTel Hawker Heroes bonanza.

The official, Sah Boh Kia, said: “He keep saying he is unfazed with the prospect of cooking local food. Let’s see if he can come up with something that doesn’t even exist. Heh.”

His dish will be judged in a taste test by the board of GIC, who will decide if the dish is good or not like how to decide on what to invest.

Hawkers cook tastier food when Gordon Ramsay showed up

Hawkers cook tastier food when Gordon Ramsay showed up

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Maxwell Food Centre hawkers felt intimidated, unleashed full potential when the Master Chef showed up.

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Photo stolen from Yahoo! Facebook

Hawkers at Maxwell Food Centre are reportedly cooking their food much tastier today.

Patrons interviewed by New Nation said they believe this is due to celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay’s appearance at the food centre.

He was there this afternoon to scold the chef of Tian Tian Chicken Rice and hopefully learn how to cook the dish from him and then go on TV to cook it by himself and look very smart and refined doing it.

This is a form of Western imperialism that Singaporeans are not aware of. But is talked about extensively in NUS classrooms.

One wanton mee seller, Char Siew Mian, said she felt the pressure to do her best as Gordon Ramsay is known to have exacting standards: “It felt like hell’s kitchen. Later he make sarcastic comment like ‘Your wanton mee is so wanton, it is like a loose woman’.”

Another cai png seller, Zhar Cai Fan, said he brushed up his cooking as he was not prepared for a tongue lashing in public: “I scared later he scold me say ‘Your economy rice is so bad, Adam Smith would disapprove’.”

However, some Singaporeans who were near the hawker centre were star-struck by Gordon Ramsay’s appearance.

One of them rushed down to meet him and posted it on Facebook:

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