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Geylang launches GrabPussy app

Geylang launches GrabPussy app

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This will provide real-time information about where to grab it.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to eat frog leg porridge and beef hor fun, are clapping their hands excitedly.

This after it was revealed that a new GrabPussy app will be launched by Geylang to help link demand and supply more easily.

Kee Keo Kway, the app developer, said: “It can be hard sometimes to look for the one you want because turf wars do occur and the transient nature of the occupation prevents staying at one spot for long periods of time.”

“One night the hot spot might be here and the next night it might be somewhere else.”

“With a GrabPussy app, supply and demand will be more efficiently matched as the geolocation technology will help with the pairing.”

The real-time information provided includes the approximate waiting time, the distance one needs to get there on foot or via transportation and the level of demand, as well as a gallery of updated photos.

To manage demand, surge pricing will be introduced for more popular supplies.

In the next app update, other features to be added on include fluctuating hourly hotel rates as the area’s competition becomes more intense.

One local, Hen Tian Zhen, said that he would not rely on the GrabPussy app as it is not his thing: “I would not need to use it.”

“I go to Geylang to eat only. Serious.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Even-numbered lorongs in Geylang to usher in Rooster Year with a bang

Even-numbered lorongs in Geylang to usher in Rooster Year with a bang

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A massive bang.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to usher in new things with a bang, are looking to Geylang even-numbered lorongs to bring on the party.

This after they heard the even-numbered lorongs have festivities lined-up when the Year of the Rooster comes along.

One Singaporean, Sio Gan, said: “Roosters are a type of chicken.”

“This place is getting fowl.”

“Not as if it hasn’t already been.”

Other locals said Geylang can take advantage of this coming new year as it only occurs once every 12 years.

Another local, Lai Zuo Ai, said: “Festivities in Geylang will not only be planned during Chinese New Year.”

“There will be a year-long celebration as this is Geylang’s year.”

“The next time it happens again will be 12 years from now.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Civil servant camera detector installed at Geylang Lorong 16 overhead bridge

Civil servant camera detector installed at Geylang Lorong 16 overhead bridge

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Ministry of Corruption Reduction And Prevention (MinCRAP) starts pilot programme to identify patrons of prostitutes.

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A camera and flashing LED lights have been installed on an overhead bridge at Geylang Lorong 16.

The Ministry of Corruption Reduction And Prevention (MinCRAP) has revealed that this is a civil servant camera detector.

MinCRAP said that this is the latest step taken to weed out rotten eggs in the civil service because anyone caught in Geylang must be having relations with prostitutes.

Zhuar Huai Ren, a MinCRAP spokesperson, said: “Under new regulations, civil servants must now declare when they visit casinos in Singapore. However, we are aware civil servants might be shy about declaring if they are having extra martial affairs, because adultery websites are not allowed in Singapore.”

“Moreover, the market for Geylang is not owned by the government, unlike casinos. So we need to catch them in the act.”

Read also: MinCRAP: ‘Sexual corruption case is once-in-50-years event’

 

 

 

 

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