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Thousands of S’poreans still gay despite watching heterosexual scenes for years

Thousands of S’poreans still gay despite watching heterosexual scenes for years

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Gay scenes more potent than straight scenes.

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Thousands of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are gay and happy, are shaking their heads in disbelief.

This after they found out that they are still gay despite being exposed to hundreds and thousands of hours of media featuring heterosexual scenes for years on mainstream media but have not turned straight yet.

This follows the occurrences where straight people suddenly turn gay having watched or seen one scene featuring homosexuality, such as the recent Beauty And The Beast movie.

One homosexual Singaporean, Gao Geh, said: “I find it amazing that watching one scene featuring a gay person on screen can make a straight person engage in homosexuality, while I can watch endless hours of straight people in media hooking up and starting nuclear family units but am still gay as a nipple.”

“Something about a gay person on screen is such a potent force.”

Other locals said converting from one sexual orientation to another overnight should not be underestimated as this metamorphosis could stem from personal experience.

One homosexual local, Lai Zuo Ai, said: “Those who can become gay at the snap of a finger are gay from the start.”

“When anyone warns other people about becoming gay, they are actually warning themselves.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Highly religious S’poreans didn’t condemn Power Rangers movie with gay Yellow Ranger

Highly religious S’poreans didn’t condemn Power Rangers movie with gay Yellow Ranger

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Not one.

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No highly religious person in Singapore has come out to publicly denounce the new Power Rangers movie out on March 23, 2017.

This point was noted by Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to observe when do highly religious people who like to dabble in other people’s business come out to make claims.

One Singaporean, Boh Pa Keh, said: “It is nice to see the highly religious Singaporeans not reacting to the Power Rangers movie with a gay Yellow Ranger, despite being all about wholesome family values.”

“Almost seems like they are withholding judgement, but in reality we know they just have highly fluid standards having condemned Beauty And The Beast movie previously for portraying a gay character.”

This point was confirmed by one highly religious Singaporean.

One highly religious Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said: “As long as we can pick and choose what to condemn, this will give us the moral high ground and continue to ride along on our moral high horse.”

“Our inconsistency will make it so easy for right-minded people to fault us that they wouldn’t even bother to do so over time.”

“Very Trumpian. Good.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Colourful MRT lines show that public transport is gay

Colourful MRT lines show that public transport is gay

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MRT lines must, therefore, be in 50 shades of grey.

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Dear New Nation,

I applaud the authorities’ move in discouraging the kissing scene between two male actors in Les Misérables Singapore show.

However, I would like to urge the authorities to go further by re-examining the design of the MRT map.

As Singapore expands its public transport system, we will require more colours to differentiate one line from another, turning our map into a veritable rainbow.

As it is now well-established in Singapore, rainbow designs have been the LGBT movement’s insidious and hidden method of converting all Singaporean to homosexuality and can certainly be blamed for Singapore’s falling birth rates.

I, therefore, implore the authorities to seriously consider changing our system maps.

There is no concern about not being able to identify one line from another, as Singaporeans have already discovered 50 shades of grey they can use to indicate different lines.

50 shades of gray is also an appropriate colour scheme to use because of the book. I have not read it but I have heard that it details the sex life of a heterosexual male and female, and should be a shining beacon of what Singaporeans must aim to have.

I suggest we carry out the change in phases so as not to affect the public’s daily routines too much, starting with NEL, because it is the purple line.

Yours sincerely,
Anonymous letter writer

 

 

 

 

 

 





Thousands of S’poreans turned gay after watching Les Misérables same-sex kiss

Thousands of S’poreans turned gay after watching Les Misérables same-sex kiss

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They should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans.

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Thousands of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to watch people sing and dance, have turned gay.

This after they watched Les Misérables, which featured a scene of two men kissing each other on the lips.

As a result of witnessing the event, they have become gay, which is irreversible.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said he was half-expecting this to happen, but wasn’t sure if it would really come to pass: “I should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans when they warned about the effects of watching two men kiss each other on the lips in public.”

“Now I am completely, utterly gay, there is simply no turning back to my straight ways, having been convinced the gay way is the only way.”

Other Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to the actors movements on stage.

One other local, Kua Hee, said: “These men dressed up in their costumes and waving their flags with patriotism while singing songs.”

“These are the hallmarks of a provocative liberal gay agitator. This was exactly what the highly religious Singaporeans warned us about.”

“We have no choice but to live with our gay identity from now on.”

At press time, it has been discovered that the upcoming National Day celebrations on Aug. 9 will also feature men dressed up in their costumes and waving their flags with patriotism while singing songs.

 

 

 

 

 

 





PM Lee Hsien Loong wore pink shirt to meet gay man in US

PM Lee Hsien Loong wore pink shirt to meet gay man in US

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This photo has been met with widespread opprobrium from highly religious Singaporeans.

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A major crisis has broken out in Singapore causing highly religious Singaporeans to consider denouncing their Singapore citizenship, unplugging from the Internet altogether, going back to barter trade and using stone and bronze tools.

This after they found out that Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong went to the US and wore a pink shirt to meet prominent gay man, Apple’s CEO Tim Cook.

This has caused the highly religious people in Singapore who are iPhone users and who support the PAP regime, to come to the realisation that they have been financing the gay lifestyle of Apple’s CEO, having purchased his company’s products, such as the popular iPhone 6s and 6s Plus, Apple tablets and MacBooks and now face the prospect of saluting a prime minister who has come into contact with a homosexual.

Currently, some 70 percent of smartphone users in Singapore uses an Apple iPhone, which is the same percentage of Singaporeans who voted for the PAP regime in the General Election 2015.

Yeshu Aini, a local religious person, said: “My entire life is in disarray. I have all along been an Apple and Lee Hsien Loong fan and bought the iPhone 5 and 6 that were developed under Tim Cook’s charge and voted for the PAP.”

“Therefore, I have been directly contributing to sin by financing it. This has allowed homosexuality to thrive.”

“No wonder this latest 5.5-inch iPhone 6s Plus feels so good in my hands. It is because this is the average length of the male anatomy.”

Local magician Lawrence Khong is expected to take to the pulpit on Sunday to encourage his flock to switch to using pay phones from now on, or even better, denounce technology altogether as a whole to be Satan’s work.

 

 

 

 

 











Entire S’pore turned gay after watching Adam Lambert perform on Celebrate 2016 countdown show

Entire S’pore turned gay after watching Adam Lambert perform on Celebrate 2016 countdown show

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They should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans.

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The entire nation of Singapore turned gay on Dec. 31, 2015, mere minutes before the arrival of the new 2016 year.

This after Singaporeans from all walks of life watched renowned American gay singer Adam Lambert perform live for the Celebrate 2016 countdown show, which was broadcast on national television.

As a result of witnessing the event, all Singaporeans have become gay immediately.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said he was half-expecting this to happen, but wasn’t sure if it would really come to pass: “I should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans when they warned about the effects of watching Adam Lambert perform in public.”

“Now I am completely, utterly gay, there is simply no turning back to my straight ways, having been convinced the gay way is the only way.”

Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to Adam Lambert’s dress sense and dance moves.

One other local, Wei Tua, said: “Adam Lambert was at his most provocative this evening. He was decked out in a top that was as large as a bedsheet, baggy pants and slippers.”

“These are the hallmarks of a provocative liberal gay agitator. This was exactly what the highly religious Singaporeans warned us about.”

“We have no choice but to live with our gay identity as a nation from now on.”

 

 

 

 

 











Lawrence Khong must delete his Facebook account if he is really against gays

Lawrence Khong must delete his Facebook account if he is really against gays

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He must take a stand against Facebook’s pro gay attitude.

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Dear editors,

I watched with disappointment over the last few weeks at the inaction of local magician Lawrence Khong.

This after I noticed that for someone who so openly opposes gays as he claims it goes against the fibre of his moral being, he has done absolutely nothing but sit on his hands by not removing himself from social media altogether.

Let’s get one thing straight (pun intended): Everybody now knows that Facebook is a pro-gay platform for people to support gays, gay marriage and the homosexual lifestyle.

Why? Because for the record, Facebook is openly supportive of gay marriages. They were the ones that created a heathen Celebrate Pride tool previously to make anyone an openly gay person online with a rainbow profile display picture.

And after 20,000 Singaporeans showed their displeasure by signing the anti-Adam Lambert petition, Facebook still has not banned the homosexual fiend from the social media platform.

And what has happened? Did magician Khong do anything to show his displeasure? Did he make it known that he is leaving Facebook to its vices because he is an upright man?

No. Because Khong has not deleted his Facebook profile.

Worse, many brands have come out to openly support gay marriage and he has failed to denounce them either.

I am deeply disappointed that his beliefs and his actions do not match.

What magician Khong must now do immediately is to send a positive, unyielding signal: He must stop using all goods and services of pro-gay brands and start his own anti-gay marriage social networking platform called StraightBook.

And he must definitely stop using Google, Apple or Android technology.

And he also cannot use Visa or MasterCard.

By remaining on Facebook and using it to spread his anti-gay message, magician Khong is knowingly employing the methods of gay sympathisers and liberal agitators. He will be giving up his right to call himself a righteous man.

I, therefore, urge him to delete his Facebook account now, or forever hold his peace.

One cannot be accusing gays of being gay while employing gay technology to reach anti-gay people.

Or else, he must really commit hara-kiri.

Best,
Yeshu Aini

 

 

 

 

 











Highly religious iPhone-using S’poreans in crisis after finding out Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay

Highly religious iPhone-using S’poreans in crisis after finding out Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay

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They might have to stop using the Internet soon.

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A major crisis has broken out in Singapore causing highly religious Singaporeans to consider unplugging from the Internet altogether and going back to barter trade and using stone and bronze tools.

This after they found out that Apple’s CEO Tim Cook is gay.

The confession was previously made public on Bloomberg, but attention was brought to it after it was revealed that the world’s biggest brands such as Google, Coke and KFC are all pro-homosexuality.

This has caused the highly religious people in Singapore who are iPhone users to come to the realisation that they have been secretly financing the gay lifestyle of Apple’s CEO, having purchased his company’s products, such as the popular iPhone 6s and 6s Plus, Apple tablets and MacBooks.

Currently, some 70 percent of smartphone users in Singapore uses an Apple iPhone.

Yeshu Aini, a local religious person, said: “My entire life is in disarray. I have all along been an Apple fan and bought the iPhone 5 and 6 that were developed under Tim Cook’s charge. Therefore, I have been directly contributing to sin by financing it. This has allowed homosexuality to thrive.”

“No wonder this latest 5.5-inch iPhone 6s Plus feels so good in my hands. It is because this is the average length of the male anatomy.”

The realisation that the head of Apple is gay has given cause for concern as others remain extra wary about the international scope of deception.

This could signal that the CEOs of Samsung, Xiaomi and LG are all also secretly gay and waiting for the right time to unveil their as-yet-undisclosed homosexual selves in public soon, which could signal the end of all technology use for the highly religious people.

Local magician Lawrence Khong is expected to take to the pulpit on Sunday to encourage his flock to switch to using pay phones from now on, or even better, denounce technology altogether as a whole to be Satan’s work.

 

 

 

 

 











17 pro gay brands that highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

17 pro gay brands that highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

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Using any of these goods and services shows that you are for homosexuality, you heathen.

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An online petition calling on MediaCorp to remove gay icon Adam Lambert from its star-studded Celebrate 2016 countdown show on Dec. 31 to usher in the new year, was started on Wednesday, Nov. 25.

As of Thursday, it has garnered more than 6,500 signatures.

The petition said of Lambert: “Singaporeans can enjoy a good show without their consciences being affronted by lewd acts in the name of entertainment. In addition, a simple online search would reveal that he is well-known for his active promotion of a highly sexualised lifestyle and LGBT rights, both of which are contrary to mainstream Singaporean values.”

However, let’s just hope that the “simple online search” the anti-gay group conducted wasn’t via Google because, lo and behold, that company is one of the leading international homosexual brands in the world today!

Because to combat homosexuality on the global stage, all highly religious Singaporeans need to be aware of these following leading brands found in the secular world.

Using these brands’ goods and services will show that you are pro gay and a heathen.

So beware! The monotheistic God will only allow those who are not tainted to go to Heaven!

 

1. Google

 

2. Android

 

3. KFC

 

4. Coca Cola

 

5. Starbucks Coffee

 

6. Snickers

 

7. Mentos

 

8. Levi’s

 

9. UNIQLO

 

10. Kellogg’s

 

11. Uber

 

12. Rock Band

 

13. Absolut

 

14. Ben & Jerry’s

 

15. Game of Thrones

 

16. MasterCard

 

17. Visa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 











Highly conservative S’poreans: Failure to finish inside female panda proves male panda Kai Kai is gay

Highly conservative S’poreans: Failure to finish inside female panda proves male panda Kai Kai is gay

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Female panda Jia Jia not pregnant.

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Highly conservative Singaporeans who followed the news closely about two panda bears having sex in the Singapore Zoo in April 2015 were aghast to learn that the male panda Kai Kai had failed to fully consummate the union by not finishing inside of the female panda, Jia Jia.

This resulted in speculation that he could be gay and the zoo doctors had to carry out an operation to artificially finish inside the female panda instead.

Now it has been revealed that the female panda is not pregnant after all these months.

One conservative religious Singaporean, Xing Ye Shu, said: “I am disturbed by the fact that we allow such things to happen in Singapore. A failure to finish inside a female is a sure sign of homosexuality because a reluctance to procreate is an immediate failure of heterosexuality.”

“I demand that the Singapore Zoo investigate if there are any more homosexual animals in their midst and flush them out.”

Another conservative religious Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said the pandas’ endangered species status is brought about by their own doing: “Homosexuality must have been rampant in the panda species. That’s why their reproductive rate is so low and their eventual decline is their own fault.”

“If they stopped being so gay they would reproduce more.”

At press time, conservative religious Singaporeans who have started their own investigations said that all species of animals are failing to show the proper traditional family unit of one father, one mother and two children, therefore, the Singapore Zoo is complicit in promoting immoral behaviour and activities, besides homosexuality, and is a bad example for families here.

 

 

 

 

 











Apple CEO confesses he’s gay, causes crisis in FCBC and FotF as many members are iPhone users

Apple CEO confesses he’s gay, causes crisis in FCBC and FotF as many members are iPhone users

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Lawrence Khong to stop using iPhone and even denounce technology altogether.

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A major crisis has broken out at FCBC and FotF, two pro-nuclear family organisations in Singapore.

This after it was revealed that Apple’s CEO Tim Cook is gay. The confession was made public on Bloomberg on Oct. 30, 2014.

This has caused members in FCBC and FotF in Singapore who are iPhone users to come to the realisation that they have been secretly financing the gay lifestyle of Apple’s CEO as they have been buying his company’s products, such as the popular iPhone 5 and 6 and Apple tablets.

Some 70 percent of smartphone users in Singapore uses an Apple iPhone.

Yeshu Aini, a local religious person, said: “My entire life is in disarray. I have all along been an Apple fan and bought the iPhone 5 and 6 that were developed under Tim Cook’s charge. Therefore, I have been directly contributing to sin by financing it and this has allowed homosexuality to thrive.”

“No wonder this latest 5.5-inch iPhone 6 feels so good in my hands. It is because this is the average length of the male anatomy.”

The confession by the head of Apple has also caused others to be extra wary as the international scope of deception could also signal that the CEOs of Samsung, Xiaomi and LG are all also secretly gay and waiting for the right time to unveil their deception.

Local magician Lawrence Khong is expected to take to the pulpit on Sunday to encourage his flock to switch to using pay phones from now on, or even better, denounce technology altogether as a whole to be Satan’s work.

 

Here are all the gay articles on New Nation:

Conservative S’poreans demand S’pore Zoo investigate if they possess gay animals

Reader is troubled by the state of sex education in Singapore

Wear White campaign organiser realises white is made out of gay colours

Colourful MRT lines show that public transport is gay: Reader

Abercrombie & Fitch promoting homosexuality, exhibitionism in Singapore

6 rainbow buildings in S’pore that have stood up for gay rights

NDP 2014 to remove all LGBT elements from performance celebration

Letter writer: Ban Adam Lambert from performing

Respect to Pastor Lawrence Khong for casting adulteress aside

More S’poreans considering taking up homosexuality to advance investment banking career

A-Mei’s Rainbow song can spread homosexuality, S’pore authorities warn

Reader forgives government for maligning City Harvest Church

Several gay men turn straight at the sight of Serina Wee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





Conservative S’poreans demand S’pore Zoo investigate if they possess gay animals

Conservative S’poreans demand S’pore Zoo investigate if they possess gay animals

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Gay animals must be culled, they demand.

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Conservative Singaporeans snapped up tickets to the Singapore Zoo this weekend in a bid to monitor if any of the animals in captivity might be openly or secretly gay.

This after conservative Singaporeans were pre-occupied the past week sussing out books held in the National Library and Kinokuniya to find out which ones contained gay elements.

Responding to media queries about why straight Singaporeans who are conservative were so preoccupied with gay activities, Yeshu Aini, a self-proclaimed straight religious Singaporean man said: “The otters were behaving a bit gay, they were huddling and a lot of the male otters were slithering around on top and below one another.”

“What they are doing is very tempting. So it will influence straight men like me.”

Other conservative Singaporeans who were investigating the zoo said the monkey enclosure had to be shut down as it showed a few alpha males enjoying a harem of female monkeys.

Qu Jiao Tang, a local, said: “This is not right. This does not show the traditional family unit of one father, one mother and two children.”

“In fact, nowhere in the animal kingdom does it show a traditional nuclear family of one father, one mother and two children.”

“We need to burn the zoo down.”

 

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