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S’pore prisoners request extending jail terms just to meet Serina Wee

S’pore prisoners request extending jail terms just to meet Serina Wee

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They no longer want to leave.

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Thousands of prisoners from all walks of life currently locked up in jail in Singapore, have handwritten and submitted appeals asking to extend their prison terms.

This after they learnt that Serina Wee, The Goddess Of Nectar And All Things Divine, will be going to jail soon and those inmates already serving time do not wish to leave and miss the opportunity to meet her.

One inmate, Orh Tao Png, said: “I am a prisoner who deserves to serve my full sentence instead of being released early.”

“Getting to be in the same facility as Serina Wee beats being free to roam in polite society again.”

“In fact, nothing beats being in the same place as Serina Wee.”

Other prisoners said Serina Wee’s presence might be an issue.

Another prisoner, Koon Tor Kah, said: “One moment us prisoners are locked up here thinking about our mistakes, rehabilitating and atoning, the next moment it suddenly feels like whatever wrong we did was justified and fated because Serina Wee shows up.”

“And then next time before we know it, all the guards here all want to work overtime.”

“And then those families who never bothered to visit their kin in jail also start showing up.”

“This is domino effect.”

“Praise be unto thee.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Everything would have been avoided had Serina Wee fronted project as lead singer

Everything would have been avoided had Serina Wee fronted project as lead singer

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She shouldn’t have sung backup for Sun Ho.

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Singaporean men from all walks of life let out a collective sigh of regret when they read that Serina Wee was the backup singer for Sun Ho previously.

All the Singaporean men agreed that City Harvest Church could have avoided all its legal problems only if they had bet on the right horse, which is Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar And All Things Divine.

One Singaporean man, Xing Ye Shu, said: “City Harvest wouldn’t have to spend so much money promoting Serina Wee if she was the lead singer. She just needs to show up and everyone within her vicinity will be slain by the spirit.”

“And she don’t even need to be in various states of undress in music videos to attract attention. She can just be herself and everybody would be high.”

The implications of Serina Wee’s prowess is also believed to be world-altering.

Another local, Hen Ai Ni, said the success of the Crossover Project would have been overwhelming had Serina Wee recorded the albums instead: “If Serina Wee sing songs and make album, we’d all be converted by now, the blind can see and the deaf can hear.”

“But too bad it was Sun Ho who sing. No wonder all went to court instead.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Crossover Project would have succeeded globally had Serina Wee fronted it as lead singer

Crossover Project would have succeeded globally had Serina Wee fronted it as lead singer

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She shouldn’t have sung backup for Sun Ho.

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Singaporean men from all walks of life let out a collective sigh of regret when they read in the newspaper that Serina Wee was actually the backup singer for Sun Ho.

All the Singaporean men agreed that City Harvest could have avoided all its current legal problems only if they had bet on the right horse, which is Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar All Things Divine.

One Singaporean man, Xing Ye Shu, said: “City Harvest wouldn’t have to spend so much money promoting Serina Wee if she was the lead singer. She just needs to show up and everyone within her vicinity will be slain by the spirit.”

“And she don’t even need to be in various states of undress in music videos to attract attention. She can just be herself and everybody would be high.”

The implications of Serina Wee’s prowess is also believed to be world-altering.

Another local, Hen Ai Ni, said the success of the Crossover Project would have been overwhelming had Serina Wee recorded the albums instead: “If Serina Wee sing songs and make album, we’d all be converted by now, the blind can see and the deaf can hear.”

“But too bad it was Sun Ho who sing. No wonder all in court now.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans regret Serina Wee did not front Crossover Project as lead singer

S’poreans regret Serina Wee did not front Crossover Project as lead singer

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The whole world would have converted if she did.

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Photo stolen from here

Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to look at beautiful things, have let out a collective sigh of regret.

This after they followed the City Harvest Church trial for two years until its conclusion this week and had previously read in the newspaper on April 17, 2015, that Serina Wee was actually the backup singer for Sun Ho.

All Singaporeans agreed that City Harvest Church could have avoided all its current legal problems only if they had bet on the right horse, which is Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar All Things Divine.

One Singaporean man, Xing Ye Shu, said: “City Harvest wouldn’t have to spend so much money promoting Serina Wee if she was the lead singer. She just needs to show up and everyone within her vicinity will be slain by the spirit.”

“And she don’t even need to be in various states of undress in music videos to attract attention. She can just be herself and everybody would be high.”

The implications of Serina Wee’s prowess is also believed to be world-altering.

Another local, Hen Ai Ni, said the success of the Crossover Project would have been overwhelming had Serina Wee recorded the albums instead: “If Serina Wee sing songs and make album, we’d all be converted by now, the blind can see and the deaf can hear.”

“But too bad it was Sun Ho who sing. No wonder all were in court.”

 

 

 

 

 











Crossover Project would have been worldwide success had Serina Wee fronted it as lead singer

Crossover Project would have been worldwide success had Serina Wee fronted it as lead singer

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She shouldn’t have sung backup for Sun Ho.

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Singaporean men from all walks of life let out a collective sigh of regret when they read in the newspaper on April 17, 2015, that Serina Wee was the backup singer for Sun Ho.

All the Singaporean men agreed that City Harvest could have avoided all its current legal problems only if they had bet on the right horse, which is Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar And All Things Divine.

One Singaporean man, Xing Ye Shu, said: “City Harvest wouldn’t have to spend so much money promoting Serina Wee if she was the lead singer. She just needs to show up and everyone within her vicinity will be slain by the spirit.”

“And she don’t even need to be in various states of undress in music videos to attract attention. She can just be herself and everybody would be high.”

The implications of Serina Wee’s prowess is also believed to be world-altering.

Another local, Hen Ai Ni, said the success of the Crossover Project would have been overwhelming had Serina Wee recorded the albums instead: “If Serina Wee sing songs and make album, we’d all be converted by now, the blind can see and the deaf can hear.”

“But too bad it was Sun Ho who sing. No wonder all in court now.”

 

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Thank you Serina Wee for making this week special

Thank you Serina Wee for making this week special

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One last Serina Wee GIF to help tide S’poreans over the weekend.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life are giving thanks to Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine.

This after she gave them a memorable week they will never forget for as long as they live.

Serina Wee had helped end a 2,000-year-old theological debate by proving that God exists because something as divine as her could not have been created by chance and therefore, the universe is not random but the result of divine intervention.

As well as caused some gay men to become straight.

One Singaporean man, Hen Siang Ni, said: “This will be the toughest weekend of my life so far. I will go two days without seeing any new Serina Wee’s photo in the newspaper.”

“This week was as important as my wedding.”

World runs out of grey cloth after Serina Wee spotted wearing grey dress to court

World runs out of grey cloth after Serina Wee spotted wearing grey dress to court

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Mad rush to buy grey clothing forces more children into China sweat shops as production ramped up to meet demand.

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A worldwide shortage in grey cloth has occurred after Serina Wee, The Goddess of Nectar and All Things Divine, showed up in court in a grey dress this week.

This set this summer’s fashion trend, where women of all ages have rushed out to buy grey dresses to try to ape her style and signature look.

This caused a shortage of grey cloth as everything from grey blouses to skirts have been bought up to try to alter them at the tailor to look like a dress.

Spokespersons from Zara, Uniqlo and the even the godawful Giordano have issued press releases today to say that all grey dresses, skirts and blouses are all currently out of stock.

Chuan Xing Yi, a spokesperson for OshKosh B’Gosh said: “Please leave the children’s line of grey clothes alone, please…”

To meet worldwide demand for grey cloth, more than 100,000 children will enter the labour market in China to work in sweatshops.

Oxford Dictionary has also confirmed that they are adding the new word “serinawee” into its list of new words this year.

To serinawee something is to buy it until it runs out of stock.

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