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S’pore civil servants to be ranked according to looks

S’pore civil servants to be ranked according to looks

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This will help forewarn who is likely to commit adultery within the service.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know a good idea when they hear one, are applauding the civil service.

This after it was announced that civil servants are no longer grouped according to their education level, which was not the most natural way to go about doing things.

One Singaporean, Cheng Hu Kang, said: “It is good that the government is moving towards a fairer system of ranking.”

“Ranking civil servants based on their looks is the way to go for the future.”

“You are categorised by what you already have.”

Other locals have also agreed that this is a more egalitarian way, but problems might exist.

Another local, Gao Wai Yu, said: “This will give the government ample preparation in forecasting who is more likely to commit adultery.”

“This will enhance a system that already does not reward good work and initiative.”

“There is a snag in the system though. The only problem is that good-looking and not good-looking people all commit adultery.”

“This is something we learnt from Singapore’s political history.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Civil servants look forward to 4-month year-end bonus after helping PAP win 70% strong mandate

Civil servants look forward to 4-month year-end bonus after helping PAP win 70% strong mandate

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Accepting credit where credit is due.

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Civil servants from all walks of life who are part of the 70 percent are rubbing their hands in anticipation and expecting a big four-month year-end bonus as 2015 comes to a close.

This expectation for a windfall payoff comes after the PAP won the General Election 2015 with a strong mandate.

One civil servant, Jin Gian Lui, said she cannot think of a reason why her fellow civil servants do not deserve more money: “The strong mandate the PAP received is the result of the work of the civil service.”

“If it wasn’t for the civil service, there wouldn’t be the PAP in the first place.”

However, not all civil servants feel this entitled.

One other civil servant, Zhen Fu Gong, said: “I think a five-month bonus is more like it.”

“Because you can always count on the civil service to form the 70 percent silent majority. Wink.”

 

 

 

 

 











Civil servants look forward to big 4-month year-end bonus now that PAP won 70% strong mandate

Civil servants look forward to big 4-month year-end bonus now that PAP won 70% strong mandate

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They helped form the 70 percent.

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Civil servants from all walks of life who are part of the 70 percent are rubbing their hands in anticipation and expecting a big four-month year-end bonus as 2015 comes to a close.

This expectation for a windfall payoff comes after the PAP won the General Election 2015 with a strong mandate.

One civil servant, Jin Gian Lui, said she cannot think of a reason why her fellow civil servants do not deserve more money: “The strong mandate the PAP received is the result of the work of the civil service.”

“If it wasn’t for the civil service, there wouldn’t be the PAP in the first place.”

However, not all civil servants feel this entitled.

One other civil servant, Zhen Fu Gong, said: “I think a five-month bonus is more like it.”

“Because you can always count on the civil service to form the 70 percent silent majority. Wink.”

 

 

 

 

 











Giving $41 million bonus to 82,000 civil servants shows govt always cares about less privileged S’poreans

Giving $41 million bonus to 82,000 civil servants shows govt always cares about less privileged S’poreans

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This demonstrates that the really poor don’t need money but food stamps.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life who heard that 82,000 civil servants in Singapore would receive $500 each or $41 million in total in bonuses have applauded the move and said it showed that the government cares.

One Singaporean, Mei You Qian, said: “The people who have stable jobs and income in the civil service are the ones who definitely need more money in life.”

“This is because giving the really poor any amount of money would send the wrong signal as it shows that food stamps are not enough for them to get by.”

Other Singaporeans said this initiative would help cement Singapore’s reputation as a country that has its priorities right.

Zhen Zho Dao, another local, said: “I would like to see more of such initiatives in the future by the government as it will help put the poverty situation in perspective.”

“Whenever the government says it doesn’t have the money to disburse to the poor, it is just putting aside tens of millions of dollars for other purposes.”

 

Money, money, money:

Civil servants each get $500 bonus to celebrate SG50 General Election 2015

 

 

 

 











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