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Cathay Cineleisure changes name to Cathgay Cineleisure for month of June

Cathay Cineleisure changes name to Cathgay Cineleisure for month of June

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In solidarity.

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Cathay Cineleisure will be called Cathgay Cineleisure for the pride month of June.

This after thousands of Singaporeans turned irreversibly gay when they walked into Cathgay Cineleisure and saw the Pink Dot advertisement inside.

To inform Singaporeans that they will be gay the moment they walk into Cathgay Cineleisure, an 8-metre long Pink Dot ad has been put up at the main entrance so that anyone approaching from Somerset side will turn gay when they see it from as far as 200 metres away.

Singaporeans from all walks of life, who have been exposed to heterosexual content in mainstream media all their lives, are applauding Cathgay Cineleisure’s name change.

One Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said: “To merely put up Pink Dot ads inside and outside of the mall to show support for the cause is just paying lip service.”

“For Cathay to become Cathgay is to really stand in solidarity with Pink Dot as you become it and not just engage in virtue signalling.”

“Therefore, people who oppose homosexuality but have not tried it are untenable as humans with beliefs as how can you oppose something you have not tried?”

“This also means that to be opposed to the death penalty would require one to try it first.”

 

 





Thousands of S’poreans turn gay after walking into Cineleisure

Thousands of S’poreans turn gay after walking into Cineleisure

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It is irreversible.

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Thousands of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are easily influenced by things around them, have turned irreversibly gay.

This after these Singaporeans walked into Cathay Cineleisure in Orchard and saw the Pink Dot advertisement on the escalator with a slogan that read, “Supporting The Freedom To Love”.

One Singaporean who turned gay, Tong Xing Lian, said: “I was straight when I was outside Cineleisure. But the moment I walked in, I want to have sex with people of the same gender.”

“I would not have turned gay had I not read that I have the freedom to love.”

Other locals said a gay advertisement in public is a very powerful thing.

Another local, Lai Zuo Ai, said: “Whole year round I see heterosexual advertisements showing men using some product and becoming virile and women using some product and becoming sex object, but the reality is that straight men and women are all still so meh and not arousing no matter what they are exposed to.”

“But the moment heterosexual people see gay advertisement, all will become rapacious homosexuals.”

“Can scientists come out and explain this?”

 

 





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