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Sun Ho reviving Crossover Project with ‘China Wine’ remake called ‘China Beer’

Sun Ho reviving Crossover Project with ‘China Wine’ remake called ‘China Beer’

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New anthem for winning souls has been 10 years in the making.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who try very hard to avert their gaze but are drawn to car crashes, can look forward to more Chinese geisha reggae music.

This is so as Sun Ho will soon revive the Crossover Project with a remake of China Wine, her empowering 2007 song focusing on women’s rights.

The new song is tentatively called China Beer, which will once again try to tap into the market of heathens like what was attempted previously before everyone involved with her music was arrested and charged in court.

One source, He Pi Jio, who is familiar with the revival of the Crossover Project meant to spread the Word to all corners of the globe through the misappropriating and careless pairing of unrelated cultures, said: “China Beer attempts to bring the intellectual level of China Wine down a notch.”

“The past test audience found that China Wine was too deep and philosophical for mainstream taste and it was hard to explain how a Chinese geisha doing black music was related to the message of the saviour.”

“So that was where it ran into a lot of problems.”

“With China Beer, the aim is to go straight into the music video to feature the best elements of China Wine, such as the gyrating and speaking in tongues.”

Other Singaporeans who are supportive of the Crossover Project revival, said doing the obvious of avoiding round-tripping of donation funds and then trying to hide the evidence is imperative to stay true to the cause.

Another local, Xing Ye Shu, said: “The most important thing is that we shouldn’t see this guilty verdict as a setback.”

“Well, the success rate of the Crossover Project would have definitely been higher had it been Serina Wee fronting it.”

At press time, a glass manufacturing company is being set up.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Sun Ho to revive Crossover Project with remake of China Wine, new song to be called China Beer

Sun Ho to revive Crossover Project with remake of China Wine, new song to be called China Beer

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New anthem for winning souls has been eight years in the making.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who try very hard to avert their gaze but are drawn to car wrecks nonetheless, can look forward to more Chinese geisha reggae music.

This after all six current and former City Harvest leaders are facing jail time and fines having been found guilty of all charges levelled against them on Oct. 21, 2015, including criminal breach of trust and falsification of accounts.

As a result of their foreseeable absence in the near future, Sun Ho will revive the Crossover Project herself with a remake of China Wine, her empowering 2007 song focusing on women’s rights.

The new song is tentatively called China Beer, which will once again try to tap into the market of heathens like what was attempted previously before everyone involved was arrested and charged in court.

One source, He Pi Jio, who is familiar with the revival of the Crossover Project meant to spread the Word to all corners of the globe through the misappropriating and careless pairing of unrelated cultures, said: “China Beer attempts to bring the intellectual level of China Wine down a notch.”

“The past test audience found that China Wine was too deep and philosophical for mainstream taste and it was hard to explain how a Chinese geisha doing black music was related to the message of the saviour.”

“So that was where it ran into a lot of problems.”

“With China Beer, the aim is to go straight into the music video to feature the best elements of China Wine, such as the gyrating and speaking in tongues.”

Other Singaporeans who are supportive of the Crossover Project revival, said besides doing the obvious of avoiding round-tripping of donation funds again and then trying to hide the evidence, it is imperative to stay true to the cause.

Another local, Xing Ye Shu, said: “The most important thing is that we shouldn’t see this guilty verdict as a setback.”

“Well, the success rate of the Crossover Project would have definitely been higher had it been Serina Wee fronting it.”

“But the only one who is not going anywhere anytime in the meantime is Sun Ho, so we’ll just make do with what we have.”

“We’re really looking forward to a second wind.”

At press time, a glass manufacturing company is being set up.

 

 

 

 

 











Sun Ho’s ‘China Wine’ saved at least two souls since 2007

Sun Ho’s ‘China Wine’ saved at least two souls since 2007

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One is her back-up dancer, the other is a woman who likes to get married.

Jesus love you long time.

Two women have stepped forward publicly to claim that China Wine, Sun Ho’s empowering 2007 music video focusing on women’s rights, has led them to salvation and a life fulfilled.

At Saturday evening’s church service this weekend at Singapore Expo Hall 1 — the first pulpit session since Sun’s husband, Pastor Kong Hee of City Harvest Church was formally charged in court for performing sorcery on church funds, one of Sun’s backup dancers publicly testified about her conversion.

The backup dancer, Gina Lum, said: “God used Sun’s China Wine music video to… fulfill my dream and lead me to Christ.”

However, she is not the only woman.

Listening to China Wine has taught another woman, who likes to get married, what values to abide by.

“I no longer have pre-marital sex. I learnt that I should have sex only after getting married, which is the right thing to do,” said Neng Tua Liap, a woman in her 20s who was speaking outside Zouk, a popular place of worship for young people who like dance music, hip videos and drinks similar to what Jesus created from water.

She has been married seven times in the last four years. On five occasions it was to men, and twice to women.

With her moral compass pointing in the right direction because of her new found faith, Neng also explained why she does not believe in committing adultery: “It is ok to have sex with other men and women while married because I remain strictly celibate during divorce proceedings.”

“Look, ultimately, I’m still having sex during marriage, right?”

Editor’s note: As our photographer’s camera was damaged during the media scuffle on Wednesday outside court after encountering a tribe, we would like to apologise to Ms. Neng for not shooting her in the best light.

$24 million well-spent?

Although some have questioned this irrational desire to spend $24 million to finance Sun Ho’s pop star wet dreams, this has turned out to be money well-spent.

With at least two souls saved, this works out to approximately $12 million per soul, before taxes, which is cheap.

And this figure is looking rosy because every single soul is precious and valued to be priceless.

For the record, the number of Christians who backslid since China Wine’s 2007 release is only about 57 million worldwide.

This is due to the rise of Facebook and iPhone apps, as well as other secular activities such as atheism, increased fast food consumption and science, which is the asking of critical questions about the beginnings of our universe without factoring God into the equation.

 









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