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Entire S’pore turned gay after watching Adam Lambert perform on Celebrate 2016 countdown show

Entire S’pore turned gay after watching Adam Lambert perform on Celebrate 2016 countdown show

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They should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans.

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The entire nation of Singapore turned gay on Dec. 31, 2015, mere minutes before the arrival of the new 2016 year.

This after Singaporeans from all walks of life watched renowned American gay singer Adam Lambert perform live for the Celebrate 2016 countdown show, which was broadcast on national television.

As a result of witnessing the event, all Singaporeans have become gay immediately.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said he was half-expecting this to happen, but wasn’t sure if it would really come to pass: “I should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans when they warned about the effects of watching Adam Lambert perform in public.”

“Now I am completely, utterly gay, there is simply no turning back to my straight ways, having been convinced the gay way is the only way.”

Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to Adam Lambert’s dress sense and dance moves.

One other local, Wei Tua, said: “Adam Lambert was at his most provocative this evening. He was decked out in a top that was as large as a bedsheet, baggy pants and slippers.”

“These are the hallmarks of a provocative liberal gay agitator. This was exactly what the highly religious Singaporeans warned us about.”

“We have no choice but to live with our gay identity as a nation from now on.”

 

 

 

 

 











Highly religious person: Pray for heavy rain to fall on Celebrate 2016 countdown so all gays will get wet

Highly religious person: Pray for heavy rain to fall on Celebrate 2016 countdown so all gays will get wet

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And the water will soak their shame-ridden bodies, causing them to take off their tops to squeeze dry.

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Highly religious people from some walks of life, who like to dabble in other people’s business because it is so typical of them, have written a secret message disseminated in their private forum for other highly religious people.

This after the highly religious people in Singapore started a petition calling on MediaCorp to remove gay icon Adam Lambert from its star-studded Celebrate 2016 countdown show on Dec. 31 to usher in the new year.

The secret message showed that the highly religious people are calling on one another to pray for heavy rain to fall on the year-end event, to put a dampener on the festive proceedings.

The full message, reproduced below, started out with a warning and then called for “heavy pouring rain on the event”, before it veered off to divine justice and the sensations of atonement.

Here is the rest of the leaked secret message:

“Let us pray for heavy rain to fall on all those gays so that their bodies will be dripping wet and they have no choice but to take off their tops and squeeze them dry in full public view, exposing their shame-ridden torsos.”

“And we will pray for gale force winds that will knock all these gays off their feet. They shall fall to the ground, rolling in the rain-soaked muddy grounds, as they stumble on top of each other, bodies stacked on top of more bodies, holding tightly against one another, rubbing the filth on each other, warm bodies huddled together.”

“Let the healing power of the rain water, imbued with the wrath of the religious, pry their bodies open and unleash from all the cavities in their bodies, the hidden lust they harbour.”

“They shall experience the wrath of their persecutors, make it feel like repeated lashes against their flesh and weaken them to the point of exhaustion, as the unwavering wrath slither across their bodies, that have been made tender by the judgement of the religious.”

“Under such inclement weather conditions, will they still be able to celebrate the ending of another year of desire and guilt-free living, worn out and exhausted? Because this is clearly a yearly affair where gays will get together while essentially trying to conceal their raging tumescence.”

“Them tired and judgement-ridden, with hot shame oozing out of their pores.”

“This will be a sight to behold for those who want to inflict punishment on the gays. Yes, yes, I’d like to see them punished like that.”

 

 

 

 

 











Highly religious S’poreans demand Sun Ho replace Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show

Highly religious S’poreans demand Sun Ho replace Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show

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Sun Ho is a much more wholesome and appropriate performer with international experience.

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Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who like to dabble in other people’s business, have started another petition.

This time they are demanding highly religious leader Sun Ho to take over from Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show so that she can perform her wholesome and uplifting songs for the masses in Singapore, instead of letting a homosexual heathen ruin the country’s moral fabric.

One highly religious person, Yeshu Aini, said Sun Ho was the perfect alternative as she is honourable and a household name in Singapore, having established herself through her creative talents: “Sun Ho’s music and dance moves will allow Singaporeans to appreciate and understand what being morally upright and righteous is all about, as she is a highly religious person who was never found to have done any wrong or been convicted of any crime.”

“Her conscience is as pure as a virgin.”

“The last thing Singaporeans as a whole need to see is a performer in gaudy clothing grinding to salacious beats, engaged in orgiastic displays of debauchery and spouting non-religious lyrics, while carrying out all manner of movements in a sexually-explicit manner.”

“We can do without that affront to our collective moral conscience and mainstream values.”

 

 

 

 

 











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