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16 pro gay brands highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

16 pro gay brands highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

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Using any of these goods and services shows that you are for same-sex marriage, you heathen.

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Here are the world’s leading brands all highly religious Singaporeans need to be aware of. Using these brands’ goods and services will show that you are pro gay marriage and a heathen.

So beware! The monotheistic God will only allow those who are not tainted to go to Heaven!

 

1. Google

 

2. Android

 

3. KFC

 

4. Coca Cola

 

5. Starbucks Coffee

 

6. Snickers

 

7. Mentos

 

8. Levi’s

 

9. UNIQLO

 

10. Kellogg’s

 

11. Uber

 

12. Rock Band

 

13. Absolut

 

14. Ben & Jerry’s

 

15. Game of Thrones

 

16. Visa

 

 

 

 

 

 





Some S’poreans actually believe they are walking brands

Some S’poreans actually believe they are walking brands

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They are like, ‘I can influence you’.

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Singaporeans from a particular walk of life, who were raised to believe they can be whatever they want to be if they set their minds to it but this trait mostly stems from a character flaw, believe they are walking brands.

This after this group of Singaporeans became convinced they can do things and put them up on social media and generate mind control spells to make other people react to it positively, resulting in sales and better take-up rates for services and products that believe in their bullshit and employ them for help.

One Singaporean, Mia Seah Chao, who believes she is a brand, said: “This is a form of work and I have to work to earn money, you know. This is hard work.”

“It is not as if I just take photos and upload on Instagram. Sometimes I need to take several shots just to choose one.”

Another local woman who believes she is a walkinng brand, said she agrees.

Ba Wang Chan, the other local woman, said: “Other Singaporeans might judge us and say that we are bimbos. But do you know how difficult it is to take a good photo?”

“Many Singaporeans have this misconception that I just go for events. But do they know I have to go for events and look like I enjoy it?”

“Sometimes behind the smiles in the photo is a sadness I cannot reveal.”

At press time, some Singaporeans have cancer after reading the points-of-view of these walking Singaporean brands.

 

 

 

 

 

 





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