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Thousands of S’poreans turned gay after watching Beauty And The Beast

Thousands of S’poreans turned gay after watching Beauty And The Beast

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They should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans.

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Thousands of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to watch people sing songs and engage in bestiality, have turned gay.

This after they watched Beauty And The Beast, which featured some gay scenes between two male fictional characters.

As a result of witnessing the event, they have become gay, which is irreversible.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said he was half-expecting this to happen, but wasn’t sure if it would really come to pass: “I should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans when they warned about the effects of watching gay moments.”

“Now I am completely, utterly gay, there is simply no turning back to my straight ways, having been convinced the gay way is the only way.”

Other Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to the actors movements on screen.

One other local, Kua Hee, said: “These men dressed up in their costumes and sang songs.”

“These are the hallmarks of a provocative liberal gay agitator. This was exactly what the highly religious Singaporeans warned us about.”

“We have no choice but to live with our gay identity from now on.”

At press time, it has been discovered that the upcoming National Day celebrations on Aug. 9 will also feature men dressed up in their costumes and singing songs.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Highly religious S’poreans okay with bestiality but not homosexuality in Beauty And The Beast

Highly religious S’poreans okay with bestiality but not homosexuality in Beauty And The Beast

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Animal love > Man love.

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Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who can recognise another level logic, are nodding their heads in understanding.

This after they read that a highly religious Singaporean has written to other highly religious Singaporeans warning them about the homosexual content in Beauty And The Beast movie.

One Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said she understands where this warning is coming from: “It is not okay for a man to like another man but it is okay for a beast to like a woman.”

“But when you see a beast like a woman, people must go and beat the beast until he almost die but it does not constitute as animal cruelty.”

“And when the furniture and cutlery can talk, it is normal and okay even though this type of phenomenon is rarer than a man liking another man.”

Other highly religious locals said the warning is a good warning to heed.

Kum Gong, another highly religious Singaporean, said: “At least the movie is not based on a true story.”

“We are not easily deceived and we won’t buy into any fable that is told to us.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





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