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S’poreans urge US to please keep Amos Yee

S’poreans urge US to please keep Amos Yee

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Have him, they insist.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know how to use reverse psychology, are dissuading the United States from keeping Amos Yee because he is such a model citizen.

This after the 18-year-old teenager went to Chicago and was detained on Dec. 16, 2016, as he sought political asylum, a move Singaporeans have labelled as “courageous” and “upworthy”.

Yee looks set to spend more time in detention as his case is being slowly processed, and is also at risk of being deported back to Singapore and banned from re-entering the US for good.

One Singaporean, Wa Mai La, said: “Amos Yee is the most upright citizen of Singapore. He will contribute greatly to the diverse fabric of US society by integrating with your people and upholding your values if he were made to stay.”

“He did much to improve Singapore’s standing when he was here, that’s why we can’t bear to have him leave us.”

Other locals said Amos Yee’s departure from Singapore is Singaporeans’ collective loss.

Another local, Gong Jiao Wei, said: “It pains us to know that we won’t be able to have him back, but his spirit will always be with us.”

“And that is enough to console us.”

“His absence will be felt deeply and we hope you will grieve with us as we have grieved.”

At press time, other Singaporeans wished the US well as this will be a new beginning for them as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans urge US to keep Amos Yee

S’poreans urge US to keep Amos Yee

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Have him, they insist.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know how to use reverse psychology, are dissuading the United States from keeping Amos Yee because he is such a model citizen.

This after the 18-year-old teenager went to Chicago and was detained on Dec. 16, 2016, as he sought political asylum, a move Singaporeans have labelled as “courageous” and “upworthy”.

One Singaporean, Wa Mai La, said: “Amos Yee is the most upright citizen of Singapore. He will contribute greatly to the diverse fabric of US society by integrating with your people and upholding your values if he were made to stay.”

“He did much to improve Singapore’s standing when he was here, that’s why we can’t bear to have him leave us.”

Other locals said Amos Yee’s departure from Singapore is Singaporeans’ collective loss.

Another local, Gong Jiao Wei, said: “It pains us to know that we won’t be able to have him back, but his spirit will always be with us.”

“And that is enough to console us.”

“His absence will be felt deeply and we hope you will grieve with us as we have grieved.”

At press time, other Singaporeans wished the US well as this will be a new beginning for them as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans see through Amos Yee’s plan: Doing everything to get out of NS

S’poreans see through Amos Yee’s plan: Doing everything to get out of NS

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That is the goal, they believe.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who think conspiratorially, have looked at one another with a side glance and nodded knowingly.

This after they came to the enlightened realisation that teenage anarchist Amos Yee might be doing everything he is currently doing to get out of serving his National Service stint.

The 18-year-old, who is out of school, is due for NS call-up soon but has now defected to the United States where he is detained for seeking political asylum.

One Singaporean, Hock Kian Peng, who served as a store man during NS because he always has an unexplained pain in his knee and reports sick often to get Attend C from the Medical Officer, said: “I have seen all kinds of things before when I went to report sick, but this one, this one is special.”

“This kind is confirm chao keng. Keng until to the max. Keng until Medical Board. Keng until Pes F. Like that you think got any unit dare to let him handle rifle?”

“There is really no other explanation that can account for this behaviour. This one seems hell bent on something else altogether. Not just normal deliquency, not just truancy or sexual frustration.”

“And this one seems too well-planned.”

“If he pulls it off, he will be the most chao keng kia in Singapore’s history of chao keng kias.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans disappointed Amos Yee not doing enough to avoid NS call-up

S’poreans disappointed Amos Yee not doing enough to avoid NS call-up

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He can do more.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who think conspiratorially, have looked at one another with a side glance and shook their head collectively.

This after they came to the enlightened realisation that teenage anarchist Amos Yee might not be doing enough to get out of serving his National Service stint.

This after Yee posted a video on his own YouTube channel alleging he was assaulted at Jurong Point. This follows news that he is going on trial to faces eight new charges for his online antics barely a year after he was jailed the first time.

The 17-year-old, who is out of school, will most likely be due for NS call-up soon.

One Singaporean, Hock Kian Peng, who served as a store man during NS because he always has an unexplained pain in his knee and reports sick often to get Attend C from the Medical Officer, said: “I have seen all kinds of things before when I went to report sick, but this one, this one is special.”

“This kind is confirm chao keng. Keng until to the max. Keng until Medical Board. Keng until Pes F. Like that you think got any unit dare to let him handle rifle?”

“There is really no other explanation that can account for this behaviour. This one seems hell bent on something else altogether. Not just normal deliquency, not just truancy or sexual frustration.”

“And this one seems too well-planned.”

“If he pulls it off, he will be the most chao keng kia in Singapore’s history of chao keng kias.”

“But alas, the military will still call him up to serve NS because he is still not doing enough.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans agree Amos Yee doing everything he can to get out of NS

S’poreans agree Amos Yee doing everything he can to get out of NS

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That is the goal, they believe.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who think conspiratorially, have looked at one another with a side glance and nodded knowingly.

This after they came to the enlightened realisation that Amos Yee, the teenager with too much free time, is doing everything he is currently doing to act as a major liability to get out of serving his National Service stint.

The 17-year-old, who is out of school, will most likely be due for NS call-up soon.

One Singaporean, Hock Kian Peng, who served as a store man during NS because he always has an unexplained pain in his knee and reports sick often to get Attend C from the Medical Officer, said: “I have seen all kinds of things before when I went to report sick, but this one, this one is special.”

“This kind is confirm chao keng. Keng until to the max. Keng until Medical Board. Keng until Pes F. Like that you think got any unit dare to let him handle rifle?”

“There is really no other explanation that can account for this behaviour. This one seems hell bent on something else altogether. Not just normal deliquency, not just truancy or sexual frustration.”

“And this one seems too well-planned.”

“If he pulls it off, he will be the most chao keng kia in Singapore’s history of chao keng kias.”

 

 

 

 

 











S’poreans dimiss Amos Yee as lousy rebel, gets arrested for writing blog posts instead of committing real atrocities

S’poreans dimiss Amos Yee as lousy rebel, gets arrested for writing blog posts instead of committing real atrocities

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This puts Singapore in a bad light as it shows we cannot even groom proper anarchists.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who have a low tolerance for all things second-best, have come out to dismiss teenager Amos Yee as a lousy rebel and ineffective anarchist.

This after the 17-year-old teen was picked up by the police for investigation for the second time as he had allegedly made religiously insensitive remarks online again.

One Singaporean, Mei You Yong, said this makes Amos Yee not very good at being rebellious: “In other countries, rebels will take on more dominant forces on the streets day and night and commit atrocities such as beheading and fight tooth and nail for small gains.”

“Amos Yee, on the other hand, can’t even do anything truly rebellious but just write things online that nobody reads and still get called in by the police.”

“He is not even a seventh-rate rebel at best.”

“On a scale of one to 10 for rebelliousness, this is like a minus 17.”

Other Singaporeans said Amos Yee’s faux-rebelliousness will only serve to put Singapore in a bad light internationally as it shows the world we once again lack local talent and cannot even nurture truly rebellious anarchists who know how to properly raise hell in society.

Jin Boh Yong, another local, said: “Little bit, little bit, get arrested already.”

“It seems like we cannot even do something more major to show the world we have what it takes to be the best on the global stage.”

“There is really a problem with local talent.”

 

 

 

 

 











S’poreans react to police investigating Amos Yee again for allegedly making religiously offensive remarks

S’poreans react to police investigating Amos Yee again for allegedly making religiously offensive remarks

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Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

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Amos Yee, the 17-year-old teen who was previously arrested for making religiously insensitive remarks online, has confirmed via his Facebook page that he was picked up by the police for investigation again.

It is believed his latest brush with the authorities stems from one of his latest blog posts on Nov. 27, where Yee made reference to a Singaporean man with a blue tick beside his name and Islam.

Here are three thoughts Singaporeans have:

 

sian-half-auntie “Amos Yee’s plan to avoid National Service is really coming together.”
Hock Kian Peng, 44-year-old Singapore Armed Forces regular

 

sian-half-uncle “Makes you wonder why the Singaporean man with a blue tick beside his name hasn’t been arrested yet.”
Jing Cha Ju, 62-year-old security guard

 

happy-bird-girl “This is the reality of joining the police force as a full-timer. Interrogating teenagers about what they blog about.”
Zuo Gong, 17-year-old part-time blogger

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 











S’poreans react to Amos Yee looking disturbed outside court after his release

S’poreans react to Amos Yee looking disturbed outside court after his release

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Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

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Teen blogger Amos Yee was seen in videos posted on social media on July 6, 2015, looking disturbed and completely broken after being released into the wild again having received a four-week jail term that was backdated to June 2, 2015.

The 16-year-old’s jail term was backdated to June 2, making him one of the youngest persons to be imprisoned in Singapore.

Here are three thoughts Singaporeans have:

 

sian-half-auntie “No wonder Singapore invests so much in the Yellow Ribbon Project. Inmates come out looking like that definitely have no chance of assimilating back into polite society.”
Qu Zuo Lao, 40-year-old serial drama watcher

 

sian-half-uncle “This makes the death penalty look mild and acceptable.”
Sha Shi Ni, 62-year-old butcher

 

happy-bird-girl “This would teach him not to make any more offensive postings here anymore. If he really wants to, he should do it when based overseas.”
Jin Guai Lan, 18-year-old dropout

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





Scientists: Burning PM Lee Hsien Loong’s effigy need not necessarily cause Amos Yee’s release from remand

Scientists: Burning PM Lee Hsien Loong’s effigy need not necessarily cause Amos Yee’s release from remand

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Role of causal thinking needs to be reexamined, magical realism to be debunked.

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Leading scientists from all fields of study have come out to clarify that the burning of effigies will not necessarily cause the desired outcomes that burners of effigies hope will eventually happen.

This after 50 protesters in Hong Kong on Sunday burnt effigies of Singapore’s Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong and first prime minister Lee Kuan Yew at a demonstration held near the Singapore Consulate in Admiralty district — one day ahead of Amos Yee’s expected sentencing — to demand the release of the Singaporean teen blogger.

However, leading scientists have since reiterated their stand that the role of causal thinking needs to be examined more thoroughly, as doing one action does not necessarily lead to a specific reaction that is the desired outcome.

One scientist, Ke Xue Jia, said: “This belief that burning the effigies of statesmen would cause a person held in prison or remand to be released is mainly based on superstitious reasoning.”

“We are not sure what exactly led the protesters to try burning effigies in the first place when the success rate is at best shady, and at worst, random.”

“This makes their actions rather meaningless, especially from an evolutionary point-of-view, as how does this pointless act of burning even contribute to the success of the human species?”

Other scientists say protesters will be better equipped to deal with such future situations if they bothered to properly test their beliefs, treating each idea they have as a provisionally accepted hypothesis, and from there, eliminate false beliefs while extending their findings so that they only do what really works and not waste time and energy being occupied on efforts that don’t pay off.

Another scientist, Zhen Chong Ming, said: “To conduct a proper experiment, there has to be separate testable conditions: One where only one effigy is burnt and measure what the effect is, and slowly move on to burning more effigies to see if it improves the success rate and efficacy of incinerating symbolic items to reach a desired outcome.”

“Or else, blindly burning things randomly is the same as blindly incarcerating individuals for speaking out, thinking that this will have a chilling effect on society without first considering that any desired effects will be negated, or worse, amplified due to positive feedback loops, especially in the realm of social behaviour.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans see through Amos Yee’s grand plan: Doing everything he can to get out of NS

S’poreans see through Amos Yee’s grand plan: Doing everything he can to get out of NS

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That is the goal, they believe.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who think conspiratorially, have looked at one another with a side glance and nodded knowingly.

This after they came to the enlightened realisation that teenage anarchist Amos Yee might be doing everything he is currently doing to get out of serving his National Service stint.

The 16-year-old, who is out of school, will most likely be due for NS call-up soon.

One Singaporean, Hock Kian Peng, who served as a store man during NS because he always has an unexplained pain in his knee and reports sick often to get Attend C from the Medical Officer, said: “I have seen all kinds of things before when I went to report sick, but this one, this one is special.”

“This kind is confirm chao keng. Keng until to the max. Keng until Medical Board. Keng until Pes F. Like that you think got any unit dare to let him handle rifle?”

“There is really no other explanation that can account for this behaviour. This one seems hell bent on something else altogether. Not just normal deliquency, not just truancy or sexual frustration.”

“And this one seems too well-planned.”

“If he pulls it off, he will be the most chao keng kia in Singapore’s history of chao keng kias.”

 

Amos Yee under the microscope:

Religious letter writer writes to Amos Yee ex-bailor Vincent Law after molest accusation: ‘Turn the other cheek’

Amos Yee held in remand was the best thing that happened to his prison cell mates in a while

Shadowy State manipulated Amos Yee to make molest allegation, turn on his own side

S’pore bestowed with new martyr as Amos Yee found guilty & convicted

 

 

 

 

 











Carl’s Jr openly challenges S’pore’s obscenity laws with titillating ad after Amos Yee conviction

Carl’s Jr openly challenges S’pore’s obscenity laws with titillating ad after Amos Yee conviction

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Fast food joint looking to titillate youths with in-your-face innuendo.

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Young Singaporeans from all walks of life who are easily influenced by the things they see and hear about online and offline have come forward to admit they are aroused by a Carl’s Jr advertisement.

This after the amount of attention paid to this ad increased due to the recent verdict given by the judge at the Amos Yee trial, where she ruled that youths in Singapore are easily titillated by the things they read and hear about and run the risk of losing their morals.

One youth, Zhen Bian Tai, who agreed with the judge that teenagers are easily aroused and are uncontrollable animals driven by instinct and a pursuit of pleasure, said: “When I see this Carl’s Jr advertisement with the words ‘BIG BREASTS’, I feel like committing molest and incest, after which, I would buy this burger to eat to satisfy my other deep-seated desires.”

Lawyers interviewed said the ad could potentially violate moral values in Singapore society, as the words “BIG BREASTS” are accompanied by fleshy, firm lumps of meat, albeit avian ones, which can still be construed as meat that can induce pleasure.

One lawyer, Shang Fa Ting, said: “There is no doubt youths will act on their baser desires when they see this ad. Better call police.”

“I should turn myself in too, just in case I go on a sexual rampage.”

 

Why eat Carl’s Jr when you can have battleship?:

S’pore to rename all ‘steam boat restaurants’ as ‘battleship restaurants’ to honour Lee Kuan Yew

 





Religious letter writer writes to Amos Yee ex-bailor Vincent Law after molest accusation: ‘Turn the other cheek’

Religious letter writer writes to Amos Yee ex-bailor Vincent Law after molest accusation: ‘Turn the other cheek’

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For the meek shall inherit the earth.

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Dear Vincent Law,

I read about the issue of teenager Amos Yee writing on The Facebook accusing you, a Christian counsellor, of molest as part of trolling the mainstream media.

This was after you had paid $20,000 in bail money for Amos out of the kindness of your Christian heart, and in return, was subjected to a baseless accusation that has sullied your good name.

You have, in response, replied that you are exploring your legal options if Amos does not issue an unreserved apology and retract his accusation.

I would like to weigh in at this juncture with my opinions and write to you as a fellow highly religious person.

Think about it: If it is defensible to defend Amos Yee’s right to free speech previously even after he offended many Christians, why are you now being placed in a situation where you are required to draw a fine line demarcating where free speech ends and where responsibility begins?

Why are you suddenly made to be a judge of matters of freedom and democracy in a country like Singapore?

Is this tricky situation you are being placed in the result of a bored manipulative anarchist teenager testing the patience of Christians? Or is this the result of being back-stabbed by a restless youth testing the limits of speech in Singapore by making you the victim?

Is your current situation the cause of your own kindness that didn’t pay off?

Who knows? Because all we know is that your predicament was a result of God putting you in a difficult situation to test your will. Everything happens for a reason. And only God knows why.

From Jonah to Noah to Moses, we have seen how the Lord Our God has put others before us in difficult situations.

You are not the first. Neither will you be the last. Take comfort in this knowledge, my brother.

Therefore, instead of suing Amos, why not practise what is preached and turn the other cheek?

This will be a highly religious thing to do and I strongly recommend it.

For it has been written: The meek shall inherit the earth.

“The meek” denotes strength brought under control. In the biblical sense, being meek describes one who has channelled his strengths into the service of God.

Instead of seeking legal recourse, stay focused on continuing to do good Christian work.

As long as your conscience is clear, you are right with God.

By pursuing the issue, you will only grant him more publicity.

And he will most likely say you molested him again.

Yours sincerely,
A Highly Religious Person

 

Actually it’s the State’s fault:

Shadowy State manipulated Amos Yee to make molest allegation, turn on his own side

 





Shadowy State manipulated Amos Yee to make molest allegation, turn on his own side

Shadowy State manipulated Amos Yee to make molest allegation, turn on his own side

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If Amos Yee thought he manipulated the media, he better think again.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are digesting popcorn while watching the whole Amos Yee accuse his ex-bailor of molest hullabaloo boil over, are shaking their heads while revealing a smirk as they collectively acknowledged the naivety of Amos Yee.

This after the teenager bragged about how his accusation that his ex-bailor had molested him was all part of an elaborate trolling hoax to manipulate the media, which he wants to demonstrate is useless in Singapore.

However, Singaporeans who know better, said it is in fact Amos Yee who is being manipulated by the shadowy State into doing their bidding unknowingly.

One Singaporean, Zhen Chong Ming, who acknowledges the role of shadowy State actors, said: “If Amos Yee thinks he is so smart to have outwitted the media with his trolling antics, then the overlords of the system have so perfectly duped the teenager, to the extent, he failed to understand he is but a pawn.”

“This is an attempt by shadowy State actors to make the Liberal Left turn on itself and to make them implode from within via the use of anarchy.”

“If anyone thinks it was Amos Yee who manipulated the media for shit and giggles, they’re wrong.”

“It is Amos Yee who had been manipulated to make those statements against the very people fighting against oppressive state apparatuses for his right to express himself.”

At press time, the shadowy State actors are plotting something even more shadowier.

 

Predictions of what Amos Yee is going to do after he had been found guilty and convicted:

6 things Amos Yee can do now that he has been found guilty and convicted

 





6 things Amos Yee can do now that he has been found guilty and convicted

6 things Amos Yee can do now that he has been found guilty and convicted

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All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

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1. Make another video pretty much saying the same things about Lee Kuan Yew and Christians as his previous video

This will test the resolve of the public to see if they are willing to go through with this whole hullabaloo again.

 

2. Make more videos pretty much saying the same things about Lee Kuan Yew and Christians as his previous video and compile all of them in his YouTube channel and make money from advertising

This will really really test the resolve of the nation.

 

3. Draw more inappropriate cartoons featuring Lee Kuan Yew and Margaret Thatcher in compromising positions

This will test the media theory that audiences will get desensitised to certain images after repeated exposure.

 

4. Make tribute videos to those Singaporeans who called the police on him in the first place

Thank them for their attention and for making a martyr out of him.

 

5. Make a video thanking the police, judiciary and pretty much everyone else during these trying times

He will then explain to them that after all he has been through, he will defend their right to express themselves.

 

6. Tell his mom and dad he loves them despite all that he has done

And thank the slapper for his shot at disciplining him, while explaining patiently he will defend his right to express himself too.

 

Bonus point:

Start a class on public speaking and promise guaranteed results for students who follow his formula to gaining attention.

 

Singapore has a new martyr:

S’pore bestowed with new martyr as Amos Yee found guilty & convicted