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S’pore embraces 1st year of becoming gay nation since Adam Lambert performance

S’pore embraces 1st year of becoming gay nation since Adam Lambert performance

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It wasn’t a straight road to travel.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who became utterly and completely gay one year ago, are joining hands and giving quiet thanks for still being relatively fabulous.

This after the entire nation of Singapore turned gay on Dec. 31, 2015, mere minutes before the arrival of the new 2016 year, having watched renowned American gay singer Adam Lambert perform live for the Celebrate 2016 countdown show, which was broadcast on national television against the wishes of highly religious Singaporeans.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said: “As we can all attest, the highly religious Singaporeans were right. The gay influence on Singapore has resulted in severe outcomes with the arrival of 2016.”

“Our economy is growing at a single digit rate instead of a double digit rate.”

“Family bonds have obviously been torn asunder as rampant homosexuality caused widespread chaos as Singaporeans took turns to come out of the closet.”

“The entire fabric of Singapore society has been destroyed and nothing functions anymore.”

Other homosexual locals said now is the time to try to turn things around.

Another local, Lai Zhuo Ai, said: “I look forward to the day the entire Singapore becomes highly religious.”

“Then we will have triple digit economic growth, rainbows, butterflies and rivers of chocolate flowing through our nation as we reach the pinnacle of our civilisation.”

“Ramen.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Entire S’pore turned gay after watching Adam Lambert perform on Celebrate 2016 countdown show

Entire S’pore turned gay after watching Adam Lambert perform on Celebrate 2016 countdown show

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They should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans.

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The entire nation of Singapore turned gay on Dec. 31, 2015, mere minutes before the arrival of the new 2016 year.

This after Singaporeans from all walks of life watched renowned American gay singer Adam Lambert perform live for the Celebrate 2016 countdown show, which was broadcast on national television.

As a result of witnessing the event, all Singaporeans have become gay immediately.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said he was half-expecting this to happen, but wasn’t sure if it would really come to pass: “I should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans when they warned about the effects of watching Adam Lambert perform in public.”

“Now I am completely, utterly gay, there is simply no turning back to my straight ways, having been convinced the gay way is the only way.”

Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to Adam Lambert’s dress sense and dance moves.

One other local, Wei Tua, said: “Adam Lambert was at his most provocative this evening. He was decked out in a top that was as large as a bedsheet, baggy pants and slippers.”

“These are the hallmarks of a provocative liberal gay agitator. This was exactly what the highly religious Singaporeans warned us about.”

“We have no choice but to live with our gay identity as a nation from now on.”

 

 

 

 

 











Highly religious S’poreans demand Sun Ho replace Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show

Highly religious S’poreans demand Sun Ho replace Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show

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Sun Ho is a much more wholesome and appropriate performer with international experience.

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Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who like to dabble in other people’s business, have started another petition.

This time they are demanding highly religious leader Sun Ho to take over from Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show so that she can perform her wholesome and uplifting songs for the masses in Singapore, instead of letting a homosexual heathen ruin the country’s moral fabric.

One highly religious person, Yeshu Aini, said Sun Ho was the perfect alternative as she is honourable and a household name in Singapore, having established herself through her creative talents: “Sun Ho’s music and dance moves will allow Singaporeans to appreciate and understand what being morally upright and righteous is all about, as she is a highly religious person who was never found to have done any wrong or been convicted of any crime.”

“Her conscience is as pure as a virgin.”

“The last thing Singaporeans as a whole need to see is a performer in gaudy clothing grinding to salacious beats, engaged in orgiastic displays of debauchery and spouting non-religious lyrics, while carrying out all manner of movements in a sexually-explicit manner.”

“We can do without that affront to our collective moral conscience and mainstream values.”

 

 

 

 

 











S’porean who signed anti-Adam Lambert petition apologises, misread ‘usher in 2016′ as ‘usher in 1016′

S’porean who signed anti-Adam Lambert petition apologises, misread ‘usher in 2016′ as ‘usher in 1016′

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It is only appropriate to persecute gays in 1016, he said, clarifying why he signed petition in first place.

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A healthy, morally upright and straight Singaporean man, who experiences varying states of tumescence occasionally against his body’s will, has publicly apologised.

This after he signed the anti-Adam Lambert petition calling on MediaCorp to remove the gay icon from its star-studded Celebrate 2016 countdown show on Dec. 31 to usher in the new year.

However, after signing the petition and sharing the link to it on Facebook, he noticed that he had misread “usher in 2016″ as “usher in 1016″, and realised the petition was not a joke about how gays must be persecuted if this was 1,000 years ago.

The Singaporean man, Koo Gu Jeow, said apologetically: “I initially thought the petition to discriminate gays was to usher in the new year 1016, as a kind of, ‘Haha, this is such a good ironic joke’ thing, now that the end of year is coming.”

“And then I read it again, I realised the petition is meant to be taken seriously, like the petition organisers really wanted to ban gays in 2016.”

“That’s when I realised the folly of my reading skills.”

At press time, the ban Adam Lambert in Singapore petition to usher in 2016 has received more than 13,000 signatures.

 

 

 

 

 











17 pro gay brands that highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

17 pro gay brands that highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

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Using any of these goods and services shows that you are for homosexuality, you heathen.

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An online petition calling on MediaCorp to remove gay icon Adam Lambert from its star-studded Celebrate 2016 countdown show on Dec. 31 to usher in the new year, was started on Wednesday, Nov. 25.

As of Thursday, it has garnered more than 6,500 signatures.

The petition said of Lambert: “Singaporeans can enjoy a good show without their consciences being affronted by lewd acts in the name of entertainment. In addition, a simple online search would reveal that he is well-known for his active promotion of a highly sexualised lifestyle and LGBT rights, both of which are contrary to mainstream Singaporean values.”

However, let’s just hope that the “simple online search” the anti-gay group conducted wasn’t via Google because, lo and behold, that company is one of the leading international homosexual brands in the world today!

Because to combat homosexuality on the global stage, all highly religious Singaporeans need to be aware of these following leading brands found in the secular world.

Using these brands’ goods and services will show that you are pro gay and a heathen.

So beware! The monotheistic God will only allow those who are not tainted to go to Heaven!

 

1. Google

 

2. Android

 

3. KFC

 

4. Coca Cola

 

5. Starbucks Coffee

 

6. Snickers

 

7. Mentos

 

8. Levi’s

 

9. UNIQLO

 

10. Kellogg’s

 

11. Uber

 

12. Rock Band

 

13. Absolut

 

14. Ben & Jerry’s

 

15. Game of Thrones

 

16. MasterCard

 

17. Visa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 











Christians vindicated as Michael Palmer spotted at Adam Lambert concert

Christians vindicated as Michael Palmer spotted at Adam Lambert concert

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Letter writer pens short note claiming New Creation Church has gone down the path of no return.

Dear New Nation editors,

I pen this note with deep sadness in my heart. It has come to my attention that ex-PAP MP Michael Palmer was spotted at the Adam Lambert concert last Friday.

Michael Palmer attended the Adam Lambert concert, proving that homosexual values know no boundaries.

Michael Palmer attended the Adam Lambert concert, proving that homosexual values know no boundaries.

I had warned that New Creation Church should do everything it its power to stop this concert from happening as they are already the last bastion of a true Christian church in Singapore after FCBC and City Harvest Church have fallen by the wayside.

But they still chose to be waylaid and let all warnings fall on deaf ears.

Michael Palmer’s attendance at the concert is a vindication that I was right: Homosexual values know no boundaries and are even capable of attracting an adulterer and turning him into a passive audience.

I am prompted to take drastic action next.

I want to declare that me and some of my friends are ready to take over AWARE. We are ready to rectify everything that is wrong with Singapore from there.

Best,
Conservative Nazi

Letter writer: Ban Adam Lambert from performing

Letter writer: Ban Adam Lambert from performing

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He will cause more problems for the churches in Singapore.

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Dear National Council of Churches Singapore,

I am very sad to learn that gay icon Adam Lambert is going to perform a show at The Star Performing Arts Centre on Friday, March 8.

As we all know, the venue is owned by Rock Productions, the business arm of New Creation Church.

I have nothing against gays living the life that they want.

But if they exhibit it in public, the gay lifestyle may be promoted at the concert, and that the concert venue is owned by a church, therefore, the church will be corrupted.

For many Christians like me, we are particularly upset because New Creation Church has already become the last bastion of a true Christian church in Singapore.

And if this concert comes to pass, we’d have nothing left.

First, there was the incident with FCBC’s Lawrence Khong and his daughter, Priscilla Khong.

Everyone knew Lawrence Khong as a ramrod straight pastor.

Until he started to dabble in magic, which is Satanic because David Copperfield and David Blaine are also Satanic.

And then what’s worse was for Lawrence Khong’s daughter to get herself pregnant without getting married.

This was definitely the result of homosexual values, such as promiscuity, impinging on Christian beliefs.

Next, there is the City Harvest court case that is currently pending.

It must have already been very difficult for Pastor Kong Hee to witness his wife in disgusting states of undress while cavorting with men when she tried her hand at making videos for a living in the US several years ago.

And then for him to be accused of using his church funds to fund that career choice of hers.

There is no doubt homosexuality was the cause of all this too.

Lastly, other lesser known churches in Singapore have also lost their bearings over the years: A 45-year-old Singaporean pastor and father of three had underage sex with a 15-year-old girl from his congregation, plus a MOE scholar who had sex with an underage girl from his church.

These are all classic examples of homosexuality gone wrong.

I strongly urge the National Council of Churches Singapore to review the decision by New Creation Church to allow Adam Lambert to perform here.

This concert will only attract more gays to The Star Vista, as gays will definitely be enticed by the ungodly pursuits of the numerous shopping and eating options available there.

Yours truly,
Conservative Nazi