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SingHealth to secure S’poreans’ data using same watertight system to lock up CPF monies

SingHealth to secure S’poreans’ data using same watertight system to lock up CPF monies

Posted on 26 July 2018

Lock it up.

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Kim Jong-un starts CPF scheme to make North Koreans pay up without using force

Kim Jong-un starts CPF scheme to make North Koreans pay up without using force

Posted on 14 June 2018

A brilliant system, Kim said.

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Kim Jong-un says Pyongyang Times much to learn from The Straits Times

Kim Jong-un says Pyongyang Times much to learn from The Straits Times

Posted on 12 June 2018

Invites ST staff to run Pyongyang Times.

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S’poreans to rid country of old people instead of raising GST to 9%

S’poreans to rid country of old people instead of raising GST to 9%

Posted on 02 March 2018

Tough choices have to be made.

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Source of MRT breakdowns traced to all commuters in S’pore

Source of MRT breakdowns traced to all commuters in S’pore

Posted on 24 October 2017

This is the only conclusion left.

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Retrenching SPH CEO will save 230 jobs

Retrenching SPH CEO will save 230 jobs

Posted on 16 October 2017

This is the best solution.

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S’poreans allow PM Lee to step down

S’poreans allow PM Lee to step down

Posted on 22 June 2017

They graciously allow him to step aside.

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SPH new CEO hired as ‘paper general’ mistaken as ‘newspaper general’

SPH new CEO hired as ‘paper general’ mistaken as ‘newspaper general’

Posted on 06 June 2017

They thought it was the same thing.

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Inflation helps S’poreans fight obesity as food portions get smaller

Inflation helps S’poreans fight obesity as food portions get smaller

Posted on 19 May 2017

Look on the bright side of inflation, Singaporeans urged.

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Foreigners in S’pore must only contribute economically, not politically or socially

Foreigners in S’pore must only contribute economically, not politically or socially

Posted on 16 May 2017

Just work until die, please.

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16 pro gay brands highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

16 pro gay brands highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

Posted on 07 May 2017

Using any of these goods and services shows that you are for same-sex marriage, you heathen.

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PAP politicians assured they got jobs till GE2020: PM Lee May Day message

PAP politicians assured they got jobs till GE2020: PM Lee May Day message

Posted on 05 May 2017

Semi-permanent rice bowl.

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Current slate of amateur PAP leaders taking 3 years to fix Workers’ Party

Current slate of amateur PAP leaders taking 3 years to fix Workers’ Party

Posted on 03 May 2017

Lee Kuan Yew would have seen to it in two weeks.

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PM Lee May Day message: PAP politicians assured they got jobs till GE2020 at least

PM Lee May Day message: PAP politicians assured they got jobs till GE2020 at least

Posted on 02 May 2017

Semi-permanent rice bowl.

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