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Khaw Boon Wan is the greatest man in S’pore

Posted on 27 July 2017

MRT system is the greatest thing on the planet.


Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are sorry they did not support Khaw Boon Wan enough by believing the alarmist media, are prostrating with their heads to the ground and arms outstretched in apology.

This after the Singapore media wrote critical articles saying the MRT system is increasingly shit, which hurt Khaw Boon Wan’s feelings.

As atonement, Singaporeans are now praising Khaw Boon Wan and the MRT as the best things ever.

One Singaporean, Zuo Ai, said: “Khaw Boon Wan and the MRT system in Singapore are the best.”

“They are better than sex or striking lottery.”

“I will give up 10 years of my life just to meet Khaw Boon Wan face to face and ride the MRT with him.”

Other locals gave even more effusive praise to Khaw Boon Wan and the MRT system so as to make them feel good once again.

Another local, Poh Lan Pah, said: “We must not criticise Khaw Boon Wan or the MRT system in Singapore anymore.”

“They can do no wrong.”

“Everything that is negative about the MRT reported in the media is fake.”

“Vote PAP forever. Lee Kuan Yew is god.”



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