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Highly religious S’poreans angry Pink Dot venue dick-shaped after govt restrictions

Posted on 27 June 2017

This is karma.

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Highly religious Singaporeans from that one particular walk of life, who like to tell other people how to live and what to do or else their deity will get offended, are up in arms.

This after they saw that the Pink Dot 2017 venue is the shape of a dick after new restrictions were imposed by the Singapore government barring the participation of foreigners at this year’s event.

One highly religious Singaporean, Qi Dao, said: “This is not right. We asked our God to make the Singapore government clamp down on Pink Dot and when they did, highly religious Singaporeans rejoiced and claimed an important moral victory.”

“But the next thing we know, the Pink Dot 2017 venue is no longer a dot but has been shaped according to the contours of a penis.”

“Saying the word ‘penis’ alone is already an affront to my religious beliefs because I shower with my clothes on and in blindfold.’

“Imagine now there is a penis-shaped event held in the open and exposed to the sky where my god lives?”

“What an insult by the Singaporean government to allow this to happen under their watch.”

However, other locals said this new dick-shaped Pink Dot venue will help in other ways.

One moderate local, Tong Xing Lian, said: “The dick-shaped venue will light up at night in pink glow, which will be bright and a sign to highly religious Singaporeans to circumvent it.”

“More importantly, this is a message to highly religious Singaporeans that it is not necessary to oppose people unlike you as there are more than one way to get ahead in life.”

*Wink*

 

 





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