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S’poreans too dumb to qualify for JC by 2019

Posted on 20 April 2017

Lack of Singaporeans with degrees will cause smaller breeding pool at the top.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are drooling from their mouths and clapping unrhythmically, are cheering while drooling.

This after it was announced that eight junior colleges in Singapore will be merging to become four JCs in 2019 as Singaporeans are too dumb to qualify and there are too many vacancies.

One Singaporean, Boh Tao Nao, said: “I don’t need to go JC because got SkillsFuture.”

“I just need to finish secondary school education and acquire a skill, such as acting and join Mediacorp which has iron rice bowls.”

“Or else, I can be a full-time grassroots person and do my own business, got a lot of network.”

“No need go university.”

However, other locals said not being able to go JC will cause the Singaporean elite population to shrink.

Another local, Zuo Huang Shang, said: “If there are lesser JC students, there will be lesser university graduates.”

“As a result, elite Singaporeans will have a small pool of potential spouses to choose from and this will cause inbreeding.”

“Inbreeding will cause Singaporeans to become dumber but that wouldn’t change the fact that we have been using the word ‘lesser’ instead of ‘fewer’ all this while.”

“Using ‘fewer’ would be a sign of intelligence.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





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