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S’poreans urged to be as resilient as ERP gantries that never break down

Posted on 15 January 2017

The symbol of strength.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are bracing themselves for a economically bruising 2017, have been urged to be more resilient like ERP gantries.

This after ERP gantries have been discovered to never break down in Singapore, making them a technological marvel.

One Singaporean, Bu Hui Huai, said: “If Singaporeans are as hardy as ERP gantries, our economy will grow at 10 percent per annum again.”

“No slowdown can hurt us, no fall in exports can bring us down.”

“It’s a wonder how everything breaks down all the time, such as the MRT trains and even the the CPF website also went down, but the ERP gantry has stood the test of time and withstood all weather conditions.”

“Maybe Singapore needs to honour the ERP gantries this National Day.”

“We should, in fact, shout ‘ERP Gantry’ instead of ‘Majulah’.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





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