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Pockets of space on Circle Line platforms show S’pore can fit another 5 million people

Posted on 02 November 2016

Good news, Singaporeans.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to take public transport because cars are for rich people, are rejoicing and clapping their hands in glee.

This after stunning images out this morning from Circle Line MRT platforms throughout Singapore show pockets of space indicating the country can still take in another five million more people.

One Singaporean, Bu Gou Ren, said: “I am amazed how spacious the place is still. I could walk to the exit and only dry humped 34 people in the process.”

Other locals said they hope the government can open the borders to allow more foreigners to take root here.

Another local, Zuo Ai, said: “Josephine Teo was right, you only need a small space to have sex.”

“This morning on the Circle Line, I was seriously screwed over.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





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