Archive | July, 2016

NUS students have 1 free week to organise own orgies outside campus after Orientation Week cancelled

NUS students have 1 free week to organise own orgies outside campus after Orientation Week cancelled

Posted on 31 July 2016

Now they have no choice but to come up with their own debauchery.

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Mediacorp wins big at 2016 Mediacorp News Awards

Mediacorp wins big at 2016 Mediacorp News Awards

Posted on 29 July 2016

Suck it, Singapore Press Holdings.

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No highly religious person came out to condemn NUS orientation sex games

No highly religious person came out to condemn NUS orientation sex games

Posted on 28 July 2016

Not one.

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Auditor-General’s Office releases report full of honest mistakes, learning points

Auditor-General’s Office releases report full of honest mistakes, learning points

Posted on 26 July 2016

Singaporeans can move on after reading it.

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S’porean students get pregnant playing university Freshmen Orientation Camp games

S’porean students get pregnant playing university Freshmen Orientation Camp games

Posted on 26 July 2016

Orientation camp has traditionally been used to promote bonding between students.

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S’porean hawkers recognise Michelin Guide by awarding it certificate of participation

S’porean hawkers recognise Michelin Guide by awarding it certificate of participation

Posted on 25 July 2016

They thank the French for trying and hope more can be done next year.

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More S’poreans to pose as Michelin inspector to get better food, service at eateries here

More S’poreans to pose as Michelin inspector to get better food, service at eateries here

Posted on 23 July 2016

The only way to be given some time of day around here.

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Temasek to invoke Lemon Law if any more hairline cracks found on SMRT trains

Temasek to invoke Lemon Law if any more hairline cracks found on SMRT trains

Posted on 22 July 2016

If the train breaks down again, they are also going to return it.

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Supermarkets in S’pore launch ‘Ministers First’ checkout priority queue

Supermarkets in S’pore launch ‘Ministers First’ checkout priority queue

Posted on 21 July 2016

This is part of Singapore’s natural aristocracy.

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God officially loses count of number of calamities He has sent Jem mall’s way

God officially loses count of number of calamities He has sent Jem mall’s way

Posted on 20 July 2016

One more for the heck of it, He said.

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S’poreans put SMRT up for sale on Carousell

S’poreans put SMRT up for sale on Carousell

Posted on 19 July 2016

Low ball offers will not be entertained.

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S’poreans urge SMRT CEO Desmond Kuek to join ERP so that gantries will spoil & send back to China

S’poreans urge SMRT CEO Desmond Kuek to join ERP so that gantries will spoil & send back to China

Posted on 16 July 2016

A switching of roles will greatly benefit everyone.

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S’poreans react to having to save 9 years longer for retirement than previous generations

S’poreans react to having to save 9 years longer for retirement than previous generations

Posted on 14 July 2016

Three thoughts you must have had.

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Black market operators welcome S’pore’s menthol, flavoured cigarettes ban

Black market operators welcome S’pore’s menthol, flavoured cigarettes ban

Posted on 14 July 2016

This would really push prices up, said those familiar with underbelly of society.

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