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Thousands of S’poreans turned gay after watching Les Misérables same-sex kiss

Posted on 14 June 2016

They should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans.

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Thousands of Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to watch people sing and dance, have turned gay.

This after they watched Les Misérables, which featured a scene of two men kissing each other on the lips.

As a result of witnessing the event, they have become gay, which is irreversible.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said he was half-expecting this to happen, but wasn’t sure if it would really come to pass: “I should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans when they warned about the effects of watching two men kiss each other on the lips in public.”

“Now I am completely, utterly gay, there is simply no turning back to my straight ways, having been convinced the gay way is the only way.”

Other Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to the actors movements on stage.

One other local, Kua Hee, said: “These men dressed up in their costumes and waving their flags with patriotism while singing songs.”

“These are the hallmarks of a provocative liberal gay agitator. This was exactly what the highly religious Singaporeans warned us about.”

“We have no choice but to live with our gay identity from now on.”

At press time, it has been discovered that the upcoming National Day celebrations on Aug. 9 will also feature men dressed up in their costumes and waving their flags with patriotism while singing songs.

 

 

 

 

 

 





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