Archive | November, 2015

Highly religious S’poreans petition to ban Elton John from performing on Dec. 1 & 2

Highly religious S’poreans petition to ban Elton John from performing on Dec. 1 & 2

Posted on 30 November 2015

The Star Theatre should not be used for ungodly pursuits.

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S’porean man orders Starbucks Christmas drink, provides name as S.A. Tan

S’porean man orders Starbucks Christmas drink, provides name as S.A. Tan

Posted on 29 November 2015

Mood in Starbucks soured, witnesses said.

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Terrorists worldwide praise ‘kill children’ comment by S’porean man with blue tick

Terrorists worldwide praise ‘kill children’ comment by S’porean man with blue tick

Posted on 28 November 2015

They admire the public opprobrium the Singaporean man with blue tick has generated.

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Highly religious S’poreans demand Sun Ho replace Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show

Highly religious S’poreans demand Sun Ho replace Adam Lambert at Celebrate 2016 countdown show

Posted on 28 November 2015

Sun Ho is a much more wholesome and appropriate performer with international experience.

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S’poreans react to LTA enforcement officer punching elderly Uber driver repeatedly

S’poreans react to LTA enforcement officer punching elderly Uber driver repeatedly

Posted on 28 November 2015

Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

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Highly religious iPhone-using S’poreans in crisis after finding out Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay

Highly religious iPhone-using S’poreans in crisis after finding out Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay

Posted on 27 November 2015

They might have to stop using the Internet soon.

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S’porean who signed anti-Adam Lambert petition apologises, misread ‘usher in 2016′ as ‘usher in 1016′

S’porean who signed anti-Adam Lambert petition apologises, misread ‘usher in 2016′ as ‘usher in 1016′

Posted on 27 November 2015

It is only appropriate to persecute gays in 1016, he said, clarifying why he signed petition in first place.

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17 pro gay brands that highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

17 pro gay brands that highly religious S’poreans must avoid or else God will smite them

Posted on 27 November 2015

Using any of these goods and services shows that you are for homosexuality, you heathen.

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ISIS winning in S’pore cyberspace as they caused S’poreans with blue ticks to prolong fight with each other

ISIS winning in S’pore cyberspace as they caused S’poreans with blue ticks to prolong fight with each other

Posted on 26 November 2015

Terrorists have successfully sowed seeds of societal discord in Singapore.

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MRT train breakdowns allow S’poreans to enjoy slower pace of life

MRT train breakdowns allow S’poreans to enjoy slower pace of life

Posted on 26 November 2015

Singaporeans are forced to slow down, which is a good thing in this 70 percent mandate climate.

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Essence of chicken industry collapses after S’pore stopped revealing PSLE top scores

Essence of chicken industry collapses after S’pore stopped revealing PSLE top scores

Posted on 25 November 2015

Lack of essence of chicken ambassadors caused efficacy of product to diminish.

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S’poreans react to civil servants getting 0.65 month year-end bonus

S’poreans react to civil servants getting 0.65 month year-end bonus

Posted on 25 November 2015

Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

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Commuters thank Khaw Boon Wan for moral support during North-South Line breakdown

Commuters thank Khaw Boon Wan for moral support during North-South Line breakdown

Posted on 25 November 2015

They appreciate him being with them spiritually.

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S’poreans urged not to commit crime just to be imprisoned within same premises as Serina Wee

S’poreans urged not to commit crime just to be imprisoned within same premises as Serina Wee

Posted on 24 November 2015

Commit crime for crime’s sake, they have been reminded.

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