Sun Ho to revive Crossover Project with remake of China Wine, new song to be called China Beer

Posted on 21 October 2015

New anthem for winning souls has been eight years in the making.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who try very hard to avert their gaze but are drawn to car wrecks nonetheless, can look forward to more Chinese geisha reggae music.

This after all six current and former City Harvest leaders are facing jail time and fines having been found guilty of all charges levelled against them on Oct. 21, 2015, including criminal breach of trust and falsification of accounts.

As a result of their foreseeable absence in the near future, Sun Ho will revive the Crossover Project herself with a remake of China Wine, her empowering 2007 song focusing on women’s rights.

The new song is tentatively called China Beer, which will once again try to tap into the market of heathens like what was attempted previously before everyone involved was arrested and charged in court.

One source, He Pi Jio, who is familiar with the revival of the Crossover Project meant to spread the Word to all corners of the globe through the misappropriating and careless pairing of unrelated cultures, said: “China Beer attempts to bring the intellectual level of China Wine down a notch.”

“The past test audience found that China Wine was too deep and philosophical for mainstream taste and it was hard to explain how a Chinese geisha doing black music was related to the message of the saviour.”

“So that was where it ran into a lot of problems.”

“With China Beer, the aim is to go straight into the music video to feature the best elements of China Wine, such as the gyrating and speaking in tongues.”

Other Singaporeans who are supportive of the Crossover Project revival, said besides doing the obvious of avoiding round-tripping of donation funds again and then trying to hide the evidence, it is imperative to stay true to the cause.

Another local, Xing Ye Shu, said: “The most important thing is that we shouldn’t see this guilty verdict as a setback.”

“Well, the success rate of the Crossover Project would have definitely been higher had it been Serina Wee fronting it.”

“But the only one who is not going anywhere anytime in the meantime is Sun Ho, so we’ll just make do with what we have.”

“We’re really looking forward to a second wind.”

At press time, a glass manufacturing company is being set up.

 

 

 

 

 











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  • Andrew Tung

    This after all six current and former City Harvest leaders are facing jail time and fines having been found guilty of all charges levelled against them on Oct. 21, 2015, including criminal breach of trust and falsification of accounts.

    As a result of their foreseeable absence in the near future, Sun Ho will revive the Crossover Project herself with a remake of China Wine, her empowering 2007 song focusing on women’s rights. and the six former leaders will go to Changi Prison to start another MegaChurch tentatively called Prison Harvest.

    • The Wrath Of Grapes

      And a new album called Jailhouse rock……..

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  • Evernal Sue

    Tsingtao

  • Marx

    Where to buy? I mean the beer.

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