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Survey: S’poreans satisfied with PAP, promise to let them lose another 3 GRCs at most

Posted on 15 August 2015

Don’t worry, Singaporeans tell PAP, continue to believe what you want to believe.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life who are feeling highly satisfied have come out to assure the PAP.

This after a survey commissioned by MediaCorp unilaterally declared that satisfaction with the ruling government is at a high level since the general election in 2011.

Singaporeans, who heard of this result, then nodded their heads and took side way glances before telling the PAP that they are indeed so contented.

As a result, Singaporeans have promised they will let the PAP lose up to three more GRCs at most this coming general election in 2015.

One Singaporean, Gong Jiao Wei, explained how he responded to the survey: “A vast majority gave a ‘good’ or ‘very good’ rating. When Singaporeans say you are ‘good’ or ‘very good’, what we mean is that the current PAP team is good or very good to be kicked out of political office.”

“It is time.”

Other Singaporeans explained that the survey is to give the PAP a false sense of security so that they will let their guard down, like how they did in GE2011, thinking that they had victory sealed.

Hor Yee See, another local, said: “The last time round, the PAP was very good at assuring themselves everything was going to be alright. Until it was too late.”

“So this time Singaporeans are helping the PAP by letting them hear what they want to hear until it is too late to do anything about it.”

“Booms.”

 

 

 

 

 











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