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Jolin Tsai’s lesbian kissing song can spread homosexuality, S’pore authorities warn

Posted on 24 May 2015

Homosexual values are unlike heterosexual values, authorities explain.


Authorities in Singapore have put an immediate ban on Taiwanese superstar Jolin Tsai’s song, We’re All Different, Yet The Same, preventing its broadcast on national radio and television.

This after officials uncovered shocking evidence suggesting that homosexuality may well be spread through sound.

This stunning revelation comes after Singapore authorities explained that listening to such music unsupervised leads to displays of homosexuality.

Ngoh Ho Moh, a Singapore authority, said: “Listening to We’re All Different, Yet The Same will cause the spontaneous expression of homosexual tendencies.”

“This is so as the song is based on a true story of a lesbian couple who have been together for more than 30 years but one of the partners was unable to give consent when the other was hospitalised because she was not considered her legal spouse.”

“Therefore, being faithful to one’s partner and looking after your loved one during old age are classified as homosexual acts and are all caused by listening to pro-homosexual lyrics.”

“On the other hand, Taylor Swift, who holds concerts in Singapore and whose songs are not banned, is allowed to sing all manner of songs about hooking up and breaking up with one man after another, because it leads people to explore their sexuality, engage in promiscuous lifestyles and partake in risky sexual activities in a heterosexual manner.”

At press time, the Committee for National Service said Singapore will continue its long-standing policy of conscripting male citizens to join the SAF, where they will be taught to sleep with, shower with and die for other men.


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  • ycbin8

    Shameful act of censorship. MDA should be ashamed of itself.

  • Joachim Low

    As the saying goes… “Same same but different”.

    MDA : Same same but no different

    Me : Same same but indifferent

  • Facepalm

    I really can’t believe the authorities will do this (given their level of education). Then again, because of this act, more people seem to be aware. I guess we should thank the authorities for this. Fail.

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