Archive | January, 2015

Parliament passes hipster control bill, patronising pretentious cafes to be made illegal

Parliament passes hipster control bill, patronising pretentious cafes to be made illegal

Posted on 31 January 2015

No more sale of brunch during brunch hours.

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S’poreans to Khaw Boon Wan: ‘We don’t remember when anyone used religion to make money’

S’poreans to Khaw Boon Wan: ‘We don’t remember when anyone used religion to make money’

Posted on 30 January 2015

That’s just unthinkable, Singaporeans say.

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S’poreans agree with Khaw Boon Wan: ‘We can’t remember the last time anyone used religion to make money’

S’poreans agree with Khaw Boon Wan: ‘We can’t remember the last time anyone used religion to make money’

Posted on 30 January 2015

That’s just unthinkable, Singaporeans say.

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SG50: S’pore govt claims credit for timing Joanne Peh-Qi Yuwu baby’s conception with 1965 movie release in Aug

SG50: S’pore govt claims credit for timing Joanne Peh-Qi Yuwu baby’s conception with 1965 movie release in Aug

Posted on 29 January 2015

Celebrations break out across multiple government ministries.

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City Harvest Kong Hee went home to kneel on durian husk for half an hour due to ST headline

City Harvest Kong Hee went home to kneel on durian husk for half an hour due to ST headline

Posted on 28 January 2015

The passion of Kong Hee. Very atonement. Much forgiveness.

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S’pore National Stadium nominated for Stadium of the Year Award for uniting S’poreans

S’pore National Stadium nominated for Stadium of the Year Award for uniting S’poreans

Posted on 27 January 2015

The stadium is recognised for rallying Singaporeans together.

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Customers cook, wash plates & pay for meal as dearth of S’poreans in F&B sees restaurants go fully self-service

Customers cook, wash plates & pay for meal as dearth of S’poreans in F&B sees restaurants go fully self-service

Posted on 27 January 2015

Customers must prepare, cook and serve food by themselves, for themselves.

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S’pore govt confident they can churn out enough superficial SG50 celebration ideas to last till Aug 2016

S’pore govt confident they can churn out enough superficial SG50 celebration ideas to last till Aug 2016

Posted on 27 January 2015

Civil servants across ministries will work day and night on it to maximise taxpayers’ dollars.

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S’pore govt confident they can churn out enough superficial SG50 celebration ideas to last till Aug

S’pore govt confident they can churn out enough superficial SG50 celebration ideas to last till Aug

Posted on 27 January 2015

Civil servants across ministries will work day and night on it to maximise taxpayers’ dollars.

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Another survey finds S’porean workers are stressed, as if it only happens in S’pore

Another survey finds S’porean workers are stressed, as if it only happens in S’pore

Posted on 27 January 2015

Surveys like this are necessary to state the obvious so it can be news.

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Indie Laneway Festival 2015 fails yet again after attracting 13,000 mainstream people to attend

Indie Laneway Festival 2015 fails yet again after attracting 13,000 mainstream people to attend

Posted on 25 January 2015

Concert hits all the wrong notes.

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SG50: Miss Universe Singapore’s costume to be mass produced, issued to all primary, secondary school students

SG50: Miss Universe Singapore’s costume to be mass produced, issued to all primary, secondary school students

Posted on 23 January 2015

New national costume will promote community bonding.

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S’poreans apologise to Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew for causing public transport fares to increase

S’poreans apologise to Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew for causing public transport fares to increase

Posted on 22 January 2015

They say they are very sorry.

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S’poreans apologise to Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew for causing public transport fares to increase again

S’poreans apologise to Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew for causing public transport fares to increase again

Posted on 22 January 2015

They say they are very sorry.

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