Archive | May, 2014

NSF recruits say monthly SAF allowance of $480 is ‘not derisory enough’

NSF recruits say monthly SAF allowance of $480 is ‘not derisory enough’

Posted on 31 May 2014

A “derisory” is a unit of currency worth S$5,000 coined by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong’s lawyer, Davinder Singh.

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Rural Southeast Asian villagers to send students to S’pore for Overseas Community Service experience

Rural Southeast Asian villagers to send students to S’pore for Overseas Community Service experience

Posted on 30 May 2014

This is to allow rural people to experience soulless urbanised living.

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Highly paid politicians argue over meaning of word

Highly paid politicians argue over meaning of word

Posted on 29 May 2014

Things getting existential in parliament.

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Blogger to pay $5,000 in damages in monthly payouts of $50, after PM Lee turns 65

Blogger to pay $5,000 in damages in monthly payouts of $50, after PM Lee turns 65

Posted on 28 May 2014

Compensation for damages to be settled according to how CPF functions.

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S’poreans fall in love with PAP MP Inderjit Singh after he whack PAP in Facebook note

S’poreans fall in love with PAP MP Inderjit Singh after he whack PAP in Facebook note

Posted on 28 May 2014

They urge him to start his own political party.

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Poor S’poreans agree public transport should be lousy as this is what they deserve

Poor S’poreans agree public transport should be lousy as this is what they deserve

Posted on 27 May 2014

They concur with the Public Transport Council chairman Gerard Ee that only rich people deserve to drive.

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Rising cost of living forces old man to continue working

Rising cost of living forces old man to continue working

Posted on 26 May 2014

You know times are hard when old people still have to stand for election and cannot retire in peace.

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S’poreans First Party borrows Wall’s ice cream logo

S’poreans First Party borrows Wall’s ice cream logo

Posted on 25 May 2014

Singaporeans First Party should hire a lawyer. To sue their designer.

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Wall’s ice cream has potential copyright violation lawsuit to file against S’poreans First Party

Wall’s ice cream has potential copyright violation lawsuit to file against S’poreans First Party

Posted on 25 May 2014

Singaporeans First Party should hire a lawyer. To sue their designer.

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Today newspaper’s spell check spoil, editor gallivanting somewhere

Today newspaper’s spell check spoil, editor gallivanting somewhere

Posted on 25 May 2014

When you see it.

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Swift arrests of Toa Payoh rooftop spray paint vandals caused latest vandal to use black marker instead

Swift arrests of Toa Payoh rooftop spray paint vandals caused latest vandal to use black marker instead

Posted on 24 May 2014

Arresting suspects quickly is definitely useful in deterring others.

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Environment Minister Vivian Balakrishnan to deliver bigger envelop to Indonesia this year to stop haze

Environment Minister Vivian Balakrishnan to deliver bigger envelop to Indonesia this year to stop haze

Posted on 23 May 2014

This year’s envelop will be three times bigger than last year’s to be more effective.

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S’pore to introduce Mandate of Heaven during GE2015

S’pore to introduce Mandate of Heaven during GE2015

Posted on 22 May 2014

This is to ensure infallibility.

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S’pore to introduce Mandate of Heaven during next elections

S’pore to introduce Mandate of Heaven during next elections

Posted on 22 May 2014

This is to ensure infallibility.

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