Archive | February, 2014

S’pore facing 3-week “dry spell”, baby-making put on hold

S’pore facing 3-week “dry spell”, baby-making put on hold

Posted on 28 February 2014

No one’s getting moist with excitement.

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S’pore telcos to issue COE for handphones next month

S’pore telcos to issue COE for handphones next month

Posted on 28 February 2014

Handphone buyers to bid for certificates of entitlement that can cost up to $60,000 each.

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S’pore telcos to start charging for every email sent, received

S’pore telcos to start charging for every email sent, received

Posted on 27 February 2014

Local emails cost 13 cents each, overseas emails cost 32 cents.

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No news of MRT train disruption this morning makes headline news

No news of MRT train disruption this morning makes headline news

Posted on 27 February 2014

No train disruption on any given day is actually abnormal.

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S’pore’s wealthiest 1 percent to undergo Pri 1 Good Citizen syllabus

S’pore’s wealthiest 1 percent to undergo Pri 1 Good Citizen syllabus

Posted on 26 February 2014

This is to deter future Anton Caseys from happening.

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Scientists discover relaxation is relaxing

Scientists discover relaxation is relaxing

Posted on 26 February 2014

One of the most groundbreaking findings in 2014.

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Pasir Ris Camp stray dogs hail NSF whistleblower as ‘S’pore’s Edward Snowden’

Pasir Ris Camp stray dogs hail NSF whistleblower as ‘S’pore’s Edward Snowden’

Posted on 26 February 2014

They turn on the charm by showcasing their dog antics.

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Photo showing S’pore authorities making foreign workers run with scissors sparks international outrage

Photo showing S’pore authorities making foreign workers run with scissors sparks international outrage

Posted on 25 February 2014

Human rights groups downvotes photo, condemns senseless act of violence.

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S’poreans apologise to SMRT CEO for causing his trains to frequently break down

S’poreans apologise to SMRT CEO for causing his trains to frequently break down

Posted on 24 February 2014

They are truly sorry they have to take his trains at the same time causing congestion.

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Alcohol becoming more expensive only makes them tastier, alcoholics claim

Alcohol becoming more expensive only makes them tastier, alcoholics claim

Posted on 23 February 2014

“I will have to sell my children off. The blood shall be on the government’s hands.”

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MINDEF increases army food budget, combat ration to include Katong laksa, tulang

MINDEF increases army food budget, combat ration to include Katong laksa, tulang

Posted on 22 February 2014

News coincides with announcement that Singapore will get a new army chief on March 21.

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Cats in 2nd cat cafe in S’pore taught how to cook, serve food, valet park

Cats in 2nd cat cafe in S’pore taught how to cook, serve food, valet park

Posted on 22 February 2014

Cat cafe business competition heating up, owners upping the ante by offering better quality service.

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Cigarettes, alcohol completely sold out as S’pore announces plan to increase taxes from today

Cigarettes, alcohol completely sold out as S’pore announces plan to increase taxes from today

Posted on 21 February 2014

Consumers snatch alcohol and cigarettes from shelves as it is every man for himself.

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Civil servant questioned by authorities after buying 4 boxes of pineapple tarts from supermarket

Civil servant questioned by authorities after buying 4 boxes of pineapple tarts from supermarket

Posted on 21 February 2014

Late night grocery shopping turns into three-hour long ordeal.

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