They thank The Messiah for breaking down the walls of oppression.

Singaporeans from all walks of life who are quite free, are profusely thanking The Messiah for helping to inspire a revolution in Singapore and breaking down the walls of oppression.

This after The Messiah promised a new world order at the end of Nov. 5 revolution, mostly carried out by the Singapore Flyer.

“In this new dawn of freedom and expression, I talk bad about my boss,” said Jin Hum Ji, a Shenton Way office worker, “behind his back.”

However, that’s not all. With new found freedom, paper-pushing office workers become envelop-pushing dare devils instead.

Kee Jiak Png, another Shenton Way executive said: “Today I went for lunch for one hour and three minutes, instead of one hour.”

But that’s not all.

Wei Shen Zi, another Shenton Way officer worker, said: “I have so much freedom today,” she said, “after I change to another brand of leak-free Kotex.”