All roads, streets and common words will be changed to Lee Kuan Yew as well.
Singapore will be renamed Lee Kuan Yew next year, the United Nations’ council for Countries Undergoing Name Transitions (CUNT) has been told after an application has been filed for a name-change.
Gai Ming Zi, a CUNT spokesperson, said: “Singapore will be called Lee Kuan Yew and Singaporeans will be called Lee Kuan Yewians from 2014.”
This is in line with a recent suggestion to name the national stadium after Lee Kuan Yew.
All who considered this proposition to re-name the stadium thought it makes sense but it didn’t go far enough.
To make a bigger impact on the public’s consciousness, it has been suggested that more words should be changed as well.
Other common words to be changed to Lee Kuan Yew from next year onward include: Sex, left, right, up, down, where, here, is, what, how, you, me, I, your, my, big, small, loud, soft, hard, have, are, were, was and many others.
This is to ensure that all speech by Lee Kuan Yewians in the country of Lee Kuan Yew will sound like this: “Lee Kuan Yew Lee Kuan Yew Lee Kuan Yew Lee Kuan Yew menstruation Lee Kuan Yew finish?”
Pingback: Anonymous
Pingback: S’poreans fall in love with PAP MP Inderjit Singh after he whack PAP in Facebook note | New Nation
Pingback: NCPG to be counseled for taking a gamble on Germany | New Nation
Pingback: Take the porn out of Singaporean | New Nation
Pingback: 2:00PM Water Cooler 10/13/14 | naked capitalism
Pingback: August 7 declared Lee Kuan Yew Day, a new annual public holiday | New Nation
Pingback: S’pore national football team to be renamed Lee Kuan Yew-nited | New Nation
Pingback: S’pore to retire letters ‘L’, ‘K’ & ‘Y’ from alphabet into hall of fame to honour Lee Kuan Yew | New Nation
Pingback: Election rules relaxed to allow Lee Kuan Yew’s Madame Tussauds wax figurine to run as candidate | New Nation
Pingback: 2:00PM Water Cooler 10/13/14 – BitBrowse