From courtesy to global terrorism, mascot has had it with humanity.
Singa the Lion, Singapore’s ex-mascot for courtesy, has joined terrorist network Al-Qaeda.
In a high-profile resignation yesterday that went viral, he wrote in his letter that was tendered to the Singspore Kindness Movement: “I’m just too tired to continue facing an increasingly angry and disagreeable society.”
No mention was made of where he was headed to next or what he intended to do.
However, his resignation and immediate entry into a global terrorist network was not surprising.
Self-styled political pundit Eric de Yaya, said this adverse reaction is a result of losing faith in humanity: “At the end of the day, he’s a lion, a beast. At the core, he just wants to rape and pillage if given the chance.”
His resolve, though, is being questioned.
Members of the public interviewed said Singa will come crawling back, showing that he is a pussy rather than lion-hearted.
Mei Li Mao, a Singaporean, said: “Good luck to him moving into the mountains. After so many years in Singapore, he won’t stand a chance without modern conveniences.”