PAP doesn’t know when PAP will call for by-election

Posted on 09 January 2013

PM Lee Hsien Loong’s announcement of a by-election will catch his own political party by surprise.

Dr Koh Poh Koon, left, has an interesting career.

In the strangest twist to Singapore politics yet, it has been reported that the ruling party PAP will be caught by surprise when its own Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong calls for a by-election in Punggol East SMC.

Teo Ser Luck, who is overseeing Punggol East SMC after Michael Palmer sacked himself as MP for porking another woman who is not his wife, dismissed talk that any by-election is around the corner.

Or that PAP has any knowledge that the PAP knows when or if the PAP is calling for one.

Teo, acted blur when he told reporters at the Punggol East Meet-the-People Session, who had asked why the PAP is hoarding plywood for election posters: “As a political party, we must always be ready if an election is called. Whether we bought the plywood or didn’t buy the plywood, or we have gotten any other type of item or equipment, I think it’s just about getting ready at all times, apart from the things we’re doing today, which is really serving and helping the residents.”

However, what is certain is that the PAP is set to unveil its latest candidate who might contest in Punggol East SMC.

He specialises in looking up people’s ass.

He is a colorectal surgeon, Dr Koh Poh Koon.

He was spotted distributing food rations to residents in the Punggol East SMC area.

But according to Teo Ser Luck, he is “just his friend who is interested in volunteering”.

On a Tuesday evening. Because he happened to take some time off work. And happened to dress in white.

Nothing suspicious there. Just browsing. Happened to pop by the area. Ok got to go now.

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