Archive | December, 2012

2012 note

2012 note

Posted on 31 December 2012

We got more cock than we bargained for this year. Next year, we want something else.

The foreign worker problem in economic terms

The foreign worker problem in economic terms

Posted on 28 December 2012

60-second summary of arguments to use during heated discussions with overly concerned friends

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HDB makes $2.05 million flats for needy couples

HDB makes $2.05 million flats for needy couples

Posted on 27 December 2012

Government urged not to discriminate against the upper middle class.

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Love of photography draws middle-aged men to Miss Chinatown pageant

Love of photography draws middle-aged men to Miss Chinatown pageant

Posted on 27 December 2012

They celebrate the human physique through high-res zoom photography.

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PUB discouraging students from fapping in shower

PUB discouraging students from fapping in shower

Posted on 27 December 2012

They are giving out digital timers to 90,000 students to limit showers to under five minutes.

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PAP is a business genius

PAP is a business genius

Posted on 25 December 2012

Business analysts heap praise on PAP’s pro-business logic.

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Mothers fear PAP Town Councils will sell their daughters away

Mothers fear PAP Town Councils will sell their daughters away

Posted on 25 December 2012

Fear stems from how Town Councils can easily develop a computer system using public money and then sell it away.

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Thank you Google Maps for showing us how ex-MPs live

Thank you Google Maps for showing us how ex-MPs live

Posted on 22 December 2012

Many Singaporeans suddenly motivated to join politics.

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Thank you Google Maps, we now know how ex-MPs live

Thank you Google Maps, we now know how ex-MPs live

Posted on 22 December 2012

Many Singaporeans suddenly motivated to join politics.

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Three S’poreans upset world did not end

Three S’poreans upset world did not end

Posted on 21 December 2012

The apocalypse could have provided a definite solution to their problems.

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Foreign construction workers owed wages encouraging others to work here

Foreign construction workers owed wages encouraging others to work here

Posted on 18 December 2012

They will recommend Singapore to their country men.

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How to write unconvincing propaganda

How to write unconvincing propaganda

Posted on 18 December 2012

New Nation’s gift to budding state media journalists.

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Miss Singapore Universe 1998 to 2012: 15 years of winners

Miss Singapore Universe 1998 to 2012: 15 years of winners

Posted on 17 December 2012

Here are the best bits. We swear.

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Gan Thiam Poh to be named Speaker of Parliament

Gan Thiam Poh to be named Speaker of Parliament

Posted on 15 December 2012

Speaker role is to improve his spoken Engrish and is part of government’s skills upgrading effort.

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