50 reasons why Singapore is no Israel

Posted on 20 November 2012

Basically, two words: Military. Women.

A certain nobody from Yale, going by the name of Jim Sleeper, wrote an inaccurate Puffington Host article drawing parallels between Singapore and Israel this week.

The article has since gone viral and received thousands of Shares and Likes on Facebook for being pig-headed, wrong and not even remotely funny.

Worse, it actually received a lot of well-meaning rebuttals from Singaporeans who like to put in time and effort to counter-argue against a troll.

However, for those without a single intellectual bone in their body, rest assured, all you have to know is this: Singapore is no Israel because in Israel, women serve in the military, where conscription is necessary, just because.

And the women serve in the military even if they are hot.

Known as Israel Defense Forces — one of the toughest in this galaxy — here are 50 reasons why Singapore is no Israel. And never will be.

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#1 “Mummy, my bunk buddies all very friendly. Can I sign on?” – Overheard during first day of BMT.

#2

#3 Wah reservist nights out!

#4

#5 Yay! This week kenna confine again! Sign extra loh! YAY!!!

#6 Chao keng do clerk also shiok!

#7 Stomach in, chest out.

#8 Wah navy like that one ah?

#9 Yay! Outfield training! Need to share A frame with her!

#10 Military never standard issue bikini one.

#11 Who say emo hipster cannot join army?

#12

#13 Shiok.

#14 Chest naturally out.

#15 My bunk buddies take care of each other very well. The eat, shower and sleep together.

#16

# 17

#18 Lick, lick, lick.

#19 Giving you the Eh-don’t-chao-keng eyes.

#20 Low slung fatigue pants.

#21 Encouraging you to make love, not war.

#22

#23 I will give all my blood for her.

#24

#25

#26

#27 Y you so blonde?!

#28 Not surprised to find someone like her working in Zara on any given day.

#29 Eh speaking of Zara…

#30

#31 I salute you too, cutie…

#32 All guys will sign on to protect this one. Confirm.

#33 And these three as well.

#34 Carrying things also look damn cute… wah lan eh

#35

#36 Hipsters…

#37 Instagram worthy.

#38 How quaint.

#39 They make the worst part about outfield look so fun. And sensual.

#40 Hmmm…

#41 Doing push ups also so glamorous. Must be the hair.

#42

#43 Awww friendship. I think…

#44 I tank I’m fabulous…

#45

#46

#47

#48

#49

#50 Nuff said.

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  • sg_research

    how can enemy fight with soldiers like these!!

    • sam jo don

      fuck them

  • stephdogfoot

    i was expecting something readable, not necessarily intelligent, just slightly silly or funny. instead i get this misogynistic bullshit. guess i should lower my standards. go wank over some secondary school NCC girls.

    • Arxces

      How is this even misogynistic? The author seems to be liking these IDF girls, not hating them (misogyny).

      • anon

        Clearly this man needs to train his reading comprehension.

        • Arxces

          Questioning whether something is misogynistic or not: you must be silly MAN who does not understand. Am I comprehending so far?

          Clearly you have not comprehended the question, or else you would have answered it. And if the answer was good enough I would even admit I’m wrong.

          But instead I get ad hominem’d.

          • Mazumdar

            Misogynistic because he is treating these girls as a piece of meat only good for being ogled [amongst things] over. Their value to the military itself is diminished i.e. all women are good for is f k…

          • ascaca

            there is a difference between a sexist comment , self aware sexist comment and misogynistic.
            in fact this article is a very self aware sexist one, about the same as Blazer or Maxim.
            you perceive it as simply sexist cause of no sense of humor in this subject i would guess.

            and then confuse it with misogyny – which it’s not

    • helloooo

      Come one, it’s just for fun! I’m a woman and I found these jokes very funny!

  • do_or_die

    If there’s compulsory NS for girls, I think they will look hot instead of half too thin and half too fat. You know guys choose girls like cha siew, Half fat thin… LOL

  • staph

    @70e80a15b74b3f7b346f72b31ff4abfe:disqus Jeebus! Grow a sense of humor!

  • Fann

    It’s time for the men in the army post. You know, show some shining muscles, bulging pecs, biceps, chest. Otherwise, why so sexist? Men also deserve to show off their physical charms.

    I enjoy some physical shows too. It’s when we too often reduce people to pecs, wallet, money, boobs, breast that shows society is still focused on survival and hasn’t become more developed yet.

  • helloooo

    LOL so funny 😀

  • The Fett

    An irrefutable list indeed. Reason #31 is particularly compelling, though I challenge the claim that the IDF is the toughest in the galaxy, I think the Mandalorians might – MIGHT- stand a chance against this lot. Hard one to call, it’d be touch-and-go…

    • Kal Skirata

      Oya!

  • Tex Lumbago

    Yeh looking sexy and killing kids is all in a days work for the world’s ‘toughest’ army.

    • Mr E

      Any one of them could kick your sorry ass back to your mom’s basement.

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  • sam jo don

    these chick are for those desperate men who get honey at battle ground so they dont fuck each fuck these bitches

  • sam jo don

    pic 22 they girl like doggy style

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  • Cristinascar

    Great pics, I think the commentator below got who is killing kids wrong. It’s just not reported when Arabs kill kids, or rape or sexually harass for some reason. The whole rest of the Middle East had a complete statesanctioned murder of the 2 million indigenous Jews there. The founder of the Arab League even publicly called for a “war of extermination” against all of the Middle East’s Jews who were there way before the Middle East became Arab (4000 years ago the Middle East was 1% Arab), and they carried it out without a peep from the world all over the Middle East except Israel who fought back. I know the story is set up by the world so what I wrote won’t be trusted, but it is true, when you go to Israel you will be shocked by how many Jew’s grandparrents speak Arabic as a first language, trust me it is half the country. While again there are no Jews in any Arab country.

  • Ko7er4Kansai

    All 50 reasons Female Israel trooper??

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